ONE - Our guys as Dads
Tobias: Yeah that's cake. NO. NOT YOUR CAKE. MINE.
Uriah: Okay... the harness may be a little too loose but it'll do.
Thomas: Hun, do you think our baby is immune? *baby sneezes* OH NO OH NO
Minho: Okay now baby RUN. RUN RUN!!! It isn't running...
Peeta: Katniss! Stop teaching our kids how to hunt! We need to teach them to bake!
Jace: Clary, look! It has my seraph blade. NO CLARY GET THE STELE!
Magnus: Alec, look! We match! Eyeliner and everything and he likes glitter!
TWO
Clary: I'm a shadowhunter
Harry: I'm a wizard
Katniss: I'm the mockingjay
Tris: I'm divergent
Percy: I'm a demigod
Jace: I'm naturally blonde
THREE
Jace: *Almost stabs Clary*
Peeta: *Almost kills Katniss under mind control*
Tobias: *Almost kills Tris under serum*
Percy: And this, ladies, is why Persassy rules.
FOUR
Percy: I love you
Percy: You compete me
Annabeth: Awwwww
Percy:
Percy: I was talking to my blue cake...
Annabeth:
Four: *claps quietly from the shadows*
Peeta: We taught him well
FIVE
Clary: But I'm not pretty.
Jace: No, you're beautiful and as long as I can still dream, I will dream of you.
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Katniss: But I'm not pretty.
Peeta: No, you're beautiful and my nightmares are usually about losing you.
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Tris: But I'm not pretty.
Four: No, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.
SIX - Fictional boys fighting over cake
Jace: *pulls out seraph blade*
Peeta: *pulls out bread knife*
Thomas: *pulls out spear*
Tobias: *pulls out gun*
Percy: *pulls out riptide*
Leo and Simon: *both walk through the middle of everyone and eat the cake, chuckling*
YOU ARE READING
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