U meet diet coke

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You are a girlboss. You go to the shop and "buy" a Diet Coke lipstick .when u get home  go to open it,then u realise .. the Diet Coke... HAS EYES !?!? This is mind blowing so u scream and drop it. "Brooo come on," it says mellow "U CAN TALK TOO WTF!" You exclaim. "Im not fuckin mute bitch" it says rudely "ju now what" "what" 😐 "ima throw u out"  u say that cos ur a girlboss .  The Diet Coke started fizzing "bitch nawwww" "yaaaaaaaa" the coke jumped on ur leg  "g-g-g-g-g-g-g-e-e-t  o-o-o-o-o-o-o-f-f-f" u moan no ugly bitch slut whore lesbian 


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