Ken: oh god
Teacher: DONT SAY OH GOD SAY A DIFFERENT PHRASE THEN THAT
Ken: um fuck your mommy wine group
Teacher: do you know why you are in the office
Ken: cause you guys hate me
Teacher: okay that's one of the reasons but it's cause if your attitude, appearance and your hair
Ken: here comes the the stereotypes
Ken (mocking the teachers voice): "bOyS cAnT hAvE lOnG hAiR oNlY gIrLs"
Teacher: HAVE YOU FATHER COME TO THE SCHOOL TOMORROW
Ken: fine
Ken gets to the bey mall to talk to his dad
3rd floor
Satoru: what do you want Kensuke
Ken: my teacher wants you to come to school with me to dis-
Satoru: I have no time
Ken: what time ar-
Satoru: 16:00
Ken: o-
Satoru: just sit down and speak to me
Ken walks to his dad
Ken:...
Satoru: I'll be coming tomorrow after the show
Ken: have you come up with a script yet
Satoru: yes I have
Ken: Nice
Satoru: anything else?
Ken: no
Satoru: okay call me when it's an emergency
Ken: alright
Time skip to tomorrow
Satoru: so I heard you have a problem with my sons appearance
Teacher: yes we do
Satoru: listen here old hag if my son passes his classes and doesn't cause much trouble but you consider his hair distracting
Teacher: yes it is
Satoru: if you're distracted by a students hair then your bad at teaching
Teacher: long black hair is distracting to other students
Satoru: I bet you're just getting him in trouble cause he's taller than you and the so called tallest in his classes
Teacher: um uhh
Satoru: kens 6,1 you're 4,2
Teacher: I um
Satoru: you know your face is a distraction you need to change it
Satoru knocks the lady out ties her up and puts her in the school warehouse
Satoru: sigh let's go home now
Ken: okay