Pheng: hello and today I'll be reacting to this asparagus fucker who thinks she doesn't have a spine
Lesasei: the biggest conspiracy theory about me is do If have a spine or not
Pheng: if you didn't have spine you wouldn't be alive you caramelized onion
Lesasei: and the truth is...I don't know
Pheng: what do you mean you don't know, you can feel your spine you dipshit
Lesasei: so I advised a series of tests
Pheng: stop moving you foot like it's in a merry go round
Lesasei: test 1 durability, I compared my back to someone I knew has a spine, my brother, we did activities that could hurt anyone with a spine
Pheng: that just means that you're more flexible than him you stupid bit-
Lesasei: but I was fine after all of these while my brother...not so much
Pheng: why are you just standing there while he's suffering
Lesasei: so I went to the doctor to see and the results were shocking
Pheng: she realizes that she has a spine and was being a dumbass the whole time
