Yugo: Xander banned the number 666 or any number with 6 in it in the dojo
Ukyos birthday
Before swordflames Ukyo: I'm 6!
After swordflames ukyo: I'm 10th to right side up 9!
Yugo: why so many letters
Yugo reading
Yugo: so then the 6-
Xander grabs the book and throws it in his closet
Yugo: it's only a book!
Xander: TOO CLOSE
Flashback finished
Ukyo: Xander you're too crazy superstitious
Yugo: to be honest yea and guess what ukyo
Ukyo: what
Yugo: Xander won't even listen to a song by a deaf person cause he thinks that's what made them deaf, not even Beethoven
Ukyo: crazy superstitious
Xander: oh poppycock, you know who's crazy superstitious, Quon, he won't face north, he prays 5 times a day to ward off bad energy, believed green brought bad luck and spirits same thing with the color red, that's why he took out his earrings, and now he believes jade wards off evil spirits plus when quon prays he speaks in reverse cause he thinks that the devils are gonna use English to harm us and Yugo you are also crazy superstitious, you believe that tarot cards can cause things to happen, you used healing crystals, and you made Quon believe blonde hair is a sign of bad luck and you think break a leg is bad luck to say when preforming
Ukyo: so that's why he camped outside with only a 1800s bible when it was that time of the month
Not that type of the month it's a sacred thing that the swordflames do when the leftover landmines are being extracted and demons or creatures come out at night to hunt people down, specifically people in Asuka region rich or poor, gotta come prepared
When Quon was outside
Quon: traeh ruoy sselb ,dnal siht gnitcetorp rof stiripS yloh uoy knaht ,tsal ti ekam esimorp siht peek ,demrahnu dna detcetorp eb yeht llahs uoht ssenerup ruoy htiw ojod eht sselb ,noiger nekasrof siht no ygrene yloh ruoy tsac stirips yloh hO-huh
Xander:come quick
Quon: I've made it this far I'm not going back
Xander: just come with me
Flashback ends
Quon: hey guys
Xander: AHHHHH, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR HAIR
Quon: you know
Xander: fix it now
Quon: you can't ju-
Xander: I said FIX IT NOW!
Quon: or else what
Xander: your gonna be in a unmarked grave soon...i mean it
Quon: okay I'll fix it now!
Flashback ends again
Quon: yea now I'm banned from dying my hair those colors
Xhakuenji: boys, wash up put on your nighttime clothes and I'll call you boys when dinner is ready
All except Xhakuenji: okay gramps
Xander: last one there is a spoiled turkey!
Yugo: hey you cheated
Ukyo: wait for me you guys!
Xhakuenji: Quon, is everything alright?
Quon: it's that time again
Xhakuenji: well im making soup for dinner so that should help with the pain, now go before they start telling unfunny jokes
Quon: alright, I'm coming you guys!
Xander: nice!
Xhakuenji: so young and happy, I wish I was like that, now I drink cold beer and whiskey outside sometimes with Xander I don't know why he's with me when I'm drinking but well I don't mind
