Zhang: Ni xihuān wô de shôují ma?( do you like my severed head?)
Pheng: Shénme shôují a?! Nî yôu bìng ba!(what do you mean severed head?! You're sick!(insane kinda)
Zhang: Zâ le? Zhè ge píngguo shôují(what's wrong?this Apple severed head!)
Pheng: sigh, shôujī! Shôuji bùshi shôují(sigh, cell phone! Cell phone is not severed head)
Zhang: Oh, shôují shì shénme yìsi ne?
Pheng: google it! That'll be fun
Zhang: Okay...?
He googles it
Zhang: HOLY SHI-
