Ken: ah yes sitting on a car with my beloved ex pheng and throwing my baby daigo in the air
Pheng: zzzzzz....
Ken: you know what I don't know what to do now but ehh
Pheng: continue throwing the child
Ken: okay...WAIT WHERES THE BABY
Daigo: AHHHHH
Daigo lands in a trash bin
Ken: OH FU-
Next random scene
Ken: happy birthday!
Daigo: why do you have a cake that says "your a failed abortion"
Pheng: umm
Next scene
Pheng: you know how we're always busy
Daigo: yea...?
Ken: we bought a feeding tube to feed you wherever we are
Daigo: might be one of the smartest but dumbest thing you guys came up with
Ken: im a genius
Gwyn: no your no-
Ken throws his shoe at Gwyn
Gwyn: OOF
Ken: bye bye
Pheng: ken the child is hungry
Ken: why do you think we have the tube
You know what happens next
Pheng: finally in still in my regular clothes and ready to sleep
Daigo: crys
Pheng: SLEEP YOU *&#*&#@#$$#$#@@&*******€¥£* CAT BOY
Daigo: zzzzz....
Pheng: zzzzz...
Next morning
Pheng: ah I had a good res-wait where's he
Ben: where's who
Pheng: what's his name again
Ben: daigo
Pheng: oh goodness where is he
Ben: I don't know he's your child
Pheng: I'll look on my good side
Pheng turns to the left side of the bed and found joe lazure on the ground
Pheng: AH!
Joe: hello pheng
Pheng: of course I should've known
Joe: where's the child
Pheng: I thought yo- ILL NEVER TELL YOU
Joe: I'm sorry we got of on the wrong foot pheng, you see daigo has special needs...that only I know about
Pheng: I don't know, daigo never told me about any of that...I'm gonna go wake up ken
Joe: no wait phe-ah ahhhh
Pheng: is he having an orgas-
Ben: I think he is
Joe: pheng I'm gonna need that heart your roommate ripped out of me...
Pheng: okay, so what's in it for me
Joe: if I don't get that heart, I'll no longer remain being the compassionate high roller that everyone hates...
Pheng: well you can kiss my dick because your not getting the baby or the heart
Joe:...ahhhhh oh uhhh
Pheng: I should really wake up ken
Pheng turns to the right and puts his hand on ken to wake him up but Joe got to pheng well he touched his shoulder and bites him
Pheng: AH AH AHHH, KEN WAKE UP, PLEASE HELP, KEN GET UP KEN, KEN, KEN,KEN!
Ken: AHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH
Ken throws phengs shoe at Joe
Ken: how's that for a shoenote bitch
Joe snapped his neck into the correct position
Ken: OH HELL NO
Ken grabs a gun and shoots Joe like 999 times with bullet refills
Ken: get shot bitch
Joe: I'm alive bitches
Pheng: ummm, YOU CAN HAVE THE HEART ITS IN THE FREEZER
Joe goes to the kitchen and opens the freezer
Joe: mmm, such a tasty heart so squishy,juicy and meaty
He shoves the heart into his chest
Joe: yes, now to tie you u-
Ken holds Joe at gun point While pheng is tied up in chains
Ken: pheng was gonna bomb you but that would be a big mess and we figured this is how the story would go
Pheng: AT LEAST IT WOULD BE QUICKER
Ken: whatever
Joe: IM UNPREDICTABLE
Joe plays 90s circus music
Ken: STOP PLAYING THAT GARBAGE MUSIC
UPDATE: THIS WAS FROM 1-2 YEARS AGO AND I HAD INSPO FROM A YOUTUBE AND I FORGOT THE NAME💀
