Xue Hua who just finished his classes for that day had decided to come over and play with these two uncles who like to act like old men despite looking so attractive themselves. With his special eyes, the illusion spells Master Shen Ling and Master Xie Yi were ineffective to him. The two masters knew that he could see their appearance but acted like they didn't notice which is why Xue Hua treats these two as old gramps who had nothing to do but prank people. Though in reality, these two Celestial Masters are the real deal. They are powerful enough to contend against demigods if they wanted to but because their tribulation to ascension is near, they pretend as old men fortune tellers to pass time and meet Xue Hua who is unexpectedly a foodie and a celestial master like themselves.
It didn't take long for the two masters to get along with Xue Hua. This kid is sly and playful despite his ethereal countenance of being some special human who could wield divine energy that even they had a hard time doing so.
Xue Hua's classes for that day had been done with only half a day as the teachers were preparing for the incoming olympiad he registered in for the sake of the price. But after getting a few million yesterday, he finally lost interest in that event yet could not back away after getting his name listed.
So as soon as the class is over, Xue Hua runs away from school before he gets caught. He was on his way to under the bridge when he saw some donuts on the way and both a dozen to be shared with those old men. Then he witnessed the scene of two customers. One pleading as he kowtows and the other at the brink of death being laid on by countless female ghosts. He overhears their conversation and immediately pulls out a ghost fire talisman to instantly burn all ghosts in the area. After throwing it towards Yan Ke, Xue Hua walks hurriedly yet gracefully towards them.
GYAAAA!!! KYAAAK!!!!
Everyone saw as the ghost attached to Yanke all burned up to ashes, they could only squeal at their last moment before completely disappearing. Master Yi and Master Ling already realized that someone had arrived to interfere but when they saw it was only Xue Hua their expression calmed down
Xue Hua asked, "Grampas, are you both okay? My classes finished early today. I bought some donuts. Let's eat it together ba~"
"Hehe~ little brat. Did you bring coffee with that?" said Master Yi with a doting smile.
Master Ling's stern expression also mellowed and said, "Hum~ you're back."
Yan Ke and Su Wan whose eyes were still under the effect of the All-Seeing Talisman looked in the direction where Xue Hua's voice was coming and saw an unexpected scene of a glowing pillar of light on Xue Hua and this light is connected to the heavens above. In ordinary people's eyes seeing this scene is like watching a God descend before them and the two couldn't help but kneel before Xue Hua with a clasped hand as if praying.
Yan Ke and Su Wan's thoughts upon seeing Xue Hua.
'G-Golden light from the heavens! Fuck! Mom, this son has seen God!'
'Mercy. Mercy. The enlightenment God is a merciful being. Amitabha~'
When Xue Hua saw the weird gestures from Su Wan and Yan Ke, he thought the two Celestial Masters had played an illusion of Gods on them. They had done such a thing before to some annoying client who said he was an atheist.
"Old man Yi, did you put your customers in dreamland again? Why the hell as if they are praying towards me?" complains Xue Hua.
Master Xie Yi who achieved his goals but the results aren't what he expected decided to just carry back the mirror to the stall and place tables together so they can have an afternoon snack. He also helped the little brat carry the coffees on the other hand and the donut on the other.
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