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Karking inqusitors (vaderwan)

A/u where Obi-Wan's a prisoner and the inquisitors nearly killed him but as soon as Vader figured out what was going on stopped them and then (more gently that he should) carrys obi-wan back to his house (with a really locked/storng/unbreakeble door) and patches him up in his bedroom, then he re changes him into some black silk pj bottoms (and just pants no shirt or anything) and then gose to take a shower just as obi-wan wakes up, and obi-wan is shivering because of how cold it is for him coming from tatooine, and vader hugs him (later the inguisitors send lieutenant greg (someone vader kind of trusts) to figure out why vaders not answering his com-link and vader makes him swear not to tell anyone while obi-wan's still safely curled up in his arms

Vaders POV

I stood in front of Obi-Wan and yelled at the inquisitors, I had given clear instructions and they had disobeyed, what's more, they had hurt Obi-Wan. I told them to go back to the ship and once they were out of sight I turned around and picked up Obi-Wan, I carried him back to my personal shuttle instead of the craft the inquisitors were in and flew to my house.

Soon enough I was back at my house, I carried Obi-Wan to my room and put him down on my bed, then I took of my mask and focused on healing him. After a bit I had healed all his wounds and changed him into some more comfortable pj bottoms, I couldn't find a top for him and I don't really care, i mean it's not like there's anyone else here.

After waiting a WHOLE HOUR for him to wake up I decided to have a shower because that little gremlin hid out on Tatooine and now I was covered in sand, no way he would wake up in the few minutes I was gone anyway.

Obi-Wan's POV

I moved a bit as I woke up, to my surprise i felt that my wounds had been healed -although they were still sore- and I had been changed into some expensive feeling silk pants, I slowly blinked my eyes open and was even more shocked to see that I wasn't in a prison cell, in fact, I was in a bedroom. It was a nice one too i realised as i sat up at the end of the bed, it had a queen sized bed, a small mat and a table, although everything was a bit to black for my taste. It was very cold though, I started to shiver and was slightly disappointed that who ever had helped me hadn't left a jumper, black or not. I turned to face the door and there weren't any guards, or even a rey shield, or any safety mechanisms at all, that confirmed my theory, someone -probably a rebel- had helped me. Suddenly I heard foot steps coming from a side room, foot steps that sounded awfully like... Vader.

So i was wrong, I turned away from the door and braced myself, becoming very aware of how hard I must be shivering. I heard the foot steps coming towards me and then I felt a warm hand on my shoulder, I couldn't help but lean into the heat "Your cold?" he said softly and he took his hand of my shoulder, I heard some fabric shuffling then a few moments later I felt him wrap his arms around me, he was slightly wet and I realised that that side room was probably a shower.

"I thought you were going to kill me." I said
"No, I think you should get your role as general back." he said
"So you outrank me?" I asked
"No, you'll be a general and a lord like me. You don't have to fight though, you can just be strategic, in fact you can just boss people around and do nothing if you want, just make sure to be better than Tarkin." he said
"Of course you've already got a rival." I said and sighed, and he laughed, classic Anakin, talking about Anakin... "Should I call you Anakin or Vader?"
"You can call me either, just make sure to call me Vader if anyone else is around." Anakin said,
"M' kay." I mumbled, and then I fell asleep

The grand inquisitors POV

Hoky kriffing mother of force kill me now, kriff, kriff, kriff, Vader isn't answering any of our calls, he's needed on a mission, can't Tarkin stop bothering me to call him, kriff, kriff, kriff! How much did we piss him off? Oh good force, he's absolutely going to kill us all. *in mind gasp* wait, if we sent someone who he won't kill then they can report back to us, lieutenant Greg. I explained the plan to the other inquisitors and ran off and to get lieutenant Greg. Soon enough we were in a shuttle flying to Vaders home.

Imp the Greg's POV

I walked into the door and shut it behind me, why did everyone always chose me for these things. I walked around but I couldn't hear anyone so I went up the stairs. What ever Vader was doing he was being very quiet so hopefully he wasn't in a murderous storm of rage. Just as I was walking down one corridor I heard something, I turned to the only door nearby, sure enough as I walked closer I heard quite breathing, maybe he's just asleep, I don't know what him and the inquisitors just came back from, it might have been really tiring. I knocked on the door, no reply, I knocked again, no reply, "Um, lord Vader?" I asked "Are you there?" still no reply.

I gulped and opened the door, it was a bedroom, simple but big. I looked down at the bed and nearly choked as I saw two figures lying down on the bed, one had crazy brown hair and was clearly very strong, battle scars littered what i could see of his body and he was well built and tall, -that must be lord Vader- he had his arms wrapped around the other who was smaller in comparison but was just as if not more tall than me -and much stronger too- he also had battle scars but fewer, he had a bread and I couldn't quite make out the colour of his hair in this light, it could be ginger, strawberry blond, blond, brown, i mean, it could even be purple at this point.

I gulped again suddenly feeling a much more nervous than before,
"U-um, lord Vader..." I asked, and he blinked open his eyes and stared at me "The inquisitors sent m-me to find you."
"Why." he said, and I jumped, he sounded so different without the mask and I'm beginning to get thankful that he wears it.
"G-grand Moff Tarkin w-wants you and you w-weren't answering y-your c-c-com-link." I stuttered
"Tell Tarkin that if he wants me, he can come and get me." Vader said, he is so scary.
"Y-yes sir." I said
"And, if you tell anyone what you saw in here I will make sure you die the most gruesome death I can think of."
"Y-yep." I said and then I rushed out of the room closing the door behind me.

I get back down to the inquisitors tell them if they go in there they have a death wish.

One I get back to the fleet and tell Tarkin Vaders message. And Tarkin flys off. Holy crap he's gonna die if he's flying to Vader

Part two ???😏

Imagine a storm trooper or some other imp(imperial) seeing this new person not calling him lord Vader and sticking aroun Vader and stuff, and thinking we'll be needing a clean up crew in a moment but instead they get to see a rare act of patience from Vader and everyone's beginning to wonder who this guy is and what's his relation with Vader. ALLLLLSO, lieutenant Greg, is now imp(imperial) the Greg. Also, just some rando imp giving Obi-Wan the 'Vader' safety briefing: don't insult him, don't mention Jedi, don't... bla bla bla, and Obi-Wan isn't listening at all because he knows damn well the he dosnt need it, and all the imps there are all like 'oh he's dead' except for lieutenant Greg who already knows Obi-Wan could do any of those things and maybe Vader might tell him to not say that at worst. Also Vader/Anakin came out of the side room/bathroom with like, a towel wrapped around his waist and when he saw Obi-Wan was awake he had to quickly change into some pj pants (and only pj pants because he doesn't want to leave Obi-Wan just sitting there) and then walk over. Things people have actually said to me: no! she ruined my life, I don't want her to ruin my popcorn.