Trash Can Full of Star Wars Ships and Other

Puppet (superbat)

Bi Batman should be cannon, he just never lets anyone in in the first place so he doesn't even figure it out himself for ages.

I glared at Joker as he tightened the ropes wrapped around my body, he has made some sick puppet show with me as the main character
"Don't you think you need a love interest Batsy?" he asked, I glared at him, if he made me cheat on Clark- I- I wouldn't do it, he can kill me instead. He seemed to notice my unwillingness as he shoved various other prisoners at me,
"I won't play your games." I stated, suddenly he grinned
"What if your friends was a toy?" he asked, I looked at him
"What do you-" I started but he cut me off
"Nuh uh uh, no spoliers. You see I found Superman trying to save you, I think the story will go that you have to kill him to save your father, actually no- make it your lover." Joker said, I glared at him, if he hurt Kal. Oh he wouldn't even know what hell was coming for him.

After failing to make me play for awhile (he refused to bring out Kal until it was 'the right time' and I refused to kiss anyone) he threw me in with the other prisoners and went to do something. To my shock Kal was actually there, his rope had little green shards of kryptonite in it and I quickly nudged myself over and pulled them out (with my mouth because my hands and legs were tied).
"Batman what's Joker doing?" Yin hissed at me, she was one of the detectives put on my case
"He's insane." I muttered as I pulled out kryptonite out of Supermans cuffs
"We tried doing it, there's to much it would take too long." Yin said as she watched me pick them out.
"Kryptonite does more than just make him weak, it hurts him, the more out the better." I explained, she looked at me then realisation dawned on her face
"Ohhh," she said.
"You've got a way out?" I asked
"No, but I figured it out. Joker was wrong, he couldn't make you kiss anyone because you already had a love interest," she nodded towards Superman
"No one finds out about this or the police will have a reason to take me in." I threatened, I kept picking out the kryptonite and didn't even wince as a piece slit my lip.

Suddenly Joker jumped in grinning then saw me helping Superman
"Wait a minute," he seemed genuinely puzzled and he backed away, then leaned forwards and squinted at us "Are you two... dating?" he asked, but before I could respond he cried out "Oh great! A relationahip between the characters, one unexpected, one daring," Joker did a bunch of dramatic poses and I sighed, tourture or not this was going to be a long night.

Joker dragged us out onto the scean and slapped Superman, I saw red. I grabbed the ropes and struggled but Joker wasn't stupid, these were ship ropes, made to hold boats to the warf, this wasn't breaking. Suddenly (as Joker continued to slap him) Superman started awake, he saw me and Joker stopped hitting him and backed up.
"Batman." Kal groaned "I- the Justice League realised something was wrong- sent me- they think we're fine." he managed
"Stop talking you're hurting yourself." I said and Kal complied.
"Kiss!" Joker cried out, I looked at him
"I'm not-" I started
"Oh yes you are, or the kryptonian dies," Joker pulled out a knife made of kryptonite and I looked at Superman who tried to back up,
"Hey, I won't let him hurt you." I said, I kissed Kal and let myself find comfort in his familiarity before pulling away, Joker laughed so hard
"Ha ha h-hey Basty! Hug him! I want to see the dark knight feeling!" Joker said, he sounded like a kid at his birthday party but I did what he said and hugged Kal, Superman grimaced as the shards of kryptonite dug deeper into his skin, I ran my hand through his hair to try and distract him, Joker laughed so hard he feel back in his chair.

I glared at him when suddenly the ceiling was blown up "What?" Joker said before J'onn knocked him out, Green Arrow ran over to us (I had stopped hugging Superman the moment the ceiling blew up though) and looked at Superman in horror
"Cut him out of the ropes, they have the most kryptonite, then we need to get him to the sun and pick the rest out." I said, Green Arrow got one of his arrows and used the tip to cut both of us out, I grabbed Superman and Green Lantern threw me my belt from the other room. I quickly called the Batmoblie and opened the door and grabbed the small sunlamps I carried around, Green Arrow looked at me
"You just, carry those around in your car?" he asked, I ignored him and pointed the lamps to Superman. He seemed to get better and I set the lamps up properly while Green Arrow put Superman on the ground, we picked out all the Kryptonite that we could find and Superman woke up quickly.
"B-b..." he tried to say, turning to me slightly
"Wait hold on are you actually worried?" asked Falsh, who had ran up behind me.
"Of course he is." Wonder Woman said
"Why? He's the dark knight, what makes you think he cares?" Flash asked, Wonder Woman looked at him for a moment
"You do know that their dating right?" she said,
"WHAT!?" Flash and Green Arrow yelled
"Have... Have you really not noticed?" she said
"I knew." J'onn piped up
"Yeah he's been keeping our secret for years." I said and I gave up the act and pulled Kal closer to me.
"Wait, years?" Wonder Woman turned to me "I've only known since a few months ago." she said
"GOT HIM." Green Lantern suddenly called, we all turned and the other Justice League members who had been helping the prisoners cheered
"Wait a minute-" Flash said, J'onn sighed
"GROUP MEETING!" he called into everyones minds and every League Memebr was beamed to the space station, (including Superman who lay unconscious).

Everyone looked towrds J'onn "It has come to my attention, that no one knows what is going on between Batman and Superman." he called, I sighed but honstly me and Kal had just been waiting for a good time to tell everybody, so why not now. "There was a mission where Batman was kidnapped, Superman was sent to help and got hurt, but that aside apparently there is more to them than we all know and now seems like a good time." J'onn looked at me and Superman who woke up and seemed to catch what was going on pretty quickly, probably by how low I was slouching, yes, I called it slouching, the world is coming to an end. "Explain." J'onn said, I took a breathe and reached over to hold Supermans hand
"Me and Superman have been dating for around two years know, I have no idea how Wonder Woman figured it out but okay..." I paused, I had no idea what to say. A moment of silence passed then
"I thought you and Wonder Woman were dating?!" someone called out and it broke the flood gates
"KISS KISS KISS!" a group chanted and more people joined in
"Kids?" someone asked
"Are you two Gay or Bisexual or what?" another voice called
"Will this effect your preformance in battle?"
"Is there any drama?"
"Is it a threesome with Wonder Woman?"
"What's your anniversary?"
"Is he the one."
"How long have you liked each other- before you started dating?"
"Does Superman have an alien €ock?"
"Would you let people die to save him?"
"Do you share a bedroom?! Up here or at home or both?!"
"STOP!" J'onn called and everyone stopped, he looked at us, "Anser what questions you heard and are comfortable with, Batman first." he said
"Me and Wonder Woman were never dating, we're only close friends; we're not kissing right now; uhm, haven't talked about kids; I'm Bisexual and you'd have to ask Superman; no I will fight as normal; no drama; we are not in a threesome with Wonder Woman; our anniversary is for us to know and you to wonder; not answering that; I liked him for at least a year before we started seeing eachother; definately not answering that; depends on context; and whether or not we share beds is on a need to know basis." I answered,
"-I will put the answers to any questions that i think of here,

Feel free to ask questions in the comments here, although I've got nothing to do with actually cannon so just what's going on in this story.

-" Superman said

Ideas:
Bat falls asleep on Supes lap or vise versa

Joker walks into the room, Batman hisses at him and cradles Supermans head in his lap 'touch my Kal and you're dead.'

They have so many bedrooms beacue they both have home bases as superheros, both have bedrooms in the space station place, both have a bedroom in their secert identitey (mant for bruce actually but only one main one per house), and they both can go to eachothers bedroom if they both want.