Trash Can Full of Star Wars Ships and Other

Period pains (superbat, okay, just hear me out-)

Okay I was watching justice leauge and could think of so many fun senarios to do with this ship, so okay. And now let me introduce Trans Batman! (Girl to boy) because I love fluff and I have to deal with period pains so so do all my favourites >:)

Batmans P.O.V

I tsked in annoyance as my stomach ached and throbbed in pain, I hate that I'm so vulnerable EVERY MONTH. I walked up stairs and tried not to limp too much. The lights shone in my face as I walked into the medbay and opened the drawer with the painkillers in it just to have a load of confetti go off in my face. I looked down in the drawer and saw no pain meds and a note. It read:

Dear batsy,

It is your favourite enemy, The Joker. As your mortal and immortal emeny I have taken all your medication because I can, I hope you don't need it soon! Oh wait, you opened this drawer. Whoops.
- :)

He did wHA- nevermind. F#%$ you joker. Either way I'm fine, it's not that bad. I walked out of the medbay and down to my living room while ignoring the pain, I will be the most stubborn person I know, till the day I die. Still though... nevermind, I lay down on the couch and grabbed the remote, turning on the TV and watching the news to see if anything comes up.

-small timeskip-

I groaned and clutched my stomach, I should really have gotten a hot water bottle, at least- oh- oOOow, f#%$, damn it. What's going on? Aah- ah- AH. I winced, this was the worst period pain I've had, ever. I nearly screamed as suddenly it got worse, okay, time to call Superman.

I opened my mouth to yell out but realised that even with super hearing there was no way he would be able to hear me. Stupid. Well, I only had the watchtowers contacts close enough that I could reached without incredible pain, and there was no way in hell I was calling the- AH -j-just to get Superman because I was in a slight amount of pain.

Then, as if to say, slight amout? Get help! The pain got worse and I groaned, how many more hours would this last? Wait- ow, ow, ow, ooOWW. I have that signal watch he gave me. Does it work more than once? Only on way to find out.

I cracked open my eyes to fumble with my belt, pulling out the watch and managing to remember how to activate it. Please come quick...

Supermans/Clarks P.O.V

I looked up at the newest rich and famous guy "So, if you had to descirbe yourself in one word, what would it be?" I asked, the man gave a flashy smile
"Well-" suddenly I could hear beeping, wha- BRUCE! What the- is he okay? Do I need to go now? Should I- "-rich." the man finished, I gave a smile and scribbled down some nonsense in my book to look like I was listening and then had an idea, I wrote down in my book: 'Hey Lois, can you handle this. I forgot I had something imporant on.' and tried to bring her attention to it.
"Clark, don't you have that appointment that you cannot reschedule. Right now?" Lois asked, I acted surprised
"Yes! I completely forgot! This isn't me trying to be rude and say you're not importat sir, I just- it cost a lot of money, not everyone is as sucsessful as you," I gave a fake laugh but he must of brought it, waving me off
"Go, go." he said, and I walked out, then made sure there were no security cameras and threw off my clothes revealing my super-suit underneath.

I quickly followed the sound, flying as fast as I could. When I got near Gotham I began to wonder what had happened, Bru- Batman was never one to call for help.

I looked around for any explosions or possible causes for alarm then I realised it was coming from the bat cave, what?! Is he okay!? Who could get into the batcave and then defeat the Batman in his own home! I flew over and into it quickly. As I looked around I realised the watch was usless in here, the sound of the beeping echoed off all the walls here "Batman?!" I called, I listened for his heart beat as it was quieter than the beeping watch and probably wouldn't echo as much.

I was worried when it didn't sound like normal and quickly ran towards him. It wasn't like there was something wrong with his heart it was just a touch off, something I couldn't quite put my finger on.

I walked into a room and saw the news on, and batmans cloak hanging off the couch. I ran over to him as I heard him gasp and groan, somehow he seemed a shade paler than normal.
"Batman." I asked, he didn't reply and I picked him up. He's hurt. He's hurt. I prepeared to fly him to the nearest hospital-
"Clrkkk." he tried to say "Suuuper m'n." Batman groaned, he nuzzled his face into my chest. I looked at him and frowned, using X-ray vision I realised that nothing actually seemed wrong with him. "Mmm, bel, mbn, ahm." he mumbled without making any sense, I kept looking, no broken bones, nothing pysically wrong, no poison? Suddenly Batman clenched his entire body and grabbed onto my suit
"Batman!?" I asked, he grimaced.
"Pannn m'ds." (Pain meds) Batman groaned and I paused for a moment, then I realised what he had said and I used X-ray vision and looked through the walls to his medbay, he didn't have any pain meds.

I put Batman down,
"I'll be back in a second." I said, I quickly flew off and grabbed some from the nearest pharamacy. Once I had got them I tried to figure out how many to give him and after reading the instructions and making a few educated guesses I gave him two pills which he greatfully took. To my surprise Batman grabbed onto me and hugged be tight, finding a spot for himself in am arms. We may have been dating but he was never usually this touchy, the most he would tolerate were quick kisses and hugs if I was worried, and well, love making and making out, and... stuff, like that.

Anyways. After about half an hour the pain seemed to leave and he passed out in my arms. I looked at him and smiled at how cute he looked curled up in my arms, with his hair all messed up and his usually cold, hard blue eyes looking relaxed despite the fact he was sleeping. I still want to know what happened but he can get his sleep for now.

I lay down on the couch and smiled at how cute he looked all curled up on my chest, cloak wrapped around him like a cacoon. I started to fall asleep myself and happily accepted the rest. So I lay there on the couch and in all my stupidity totaly forgot about the fact that after that rich guy me and Lois were meant to be interveiwing Batman, and that he had given her the key probably so we could take some photos of the place and then he could do a mysterious entrance. Safe to say I was startled to wake up to
"WHAT THE #%$!, CLARK!?!?"

I wrote this idea (this one vvv) half asleep so this is what I based the chapter off of:
Alright, period, time to get some pain meds. The joker did WHAT
So now a very sore, very pain-med-less, very done with life batman curles up on a couch in the batcave and quickly decides to tough it out like a 'real man'
This was the wrong choice.
About an hour later he feels like he might pass out from the pain, this is literally the worst period he has ever had. Finaly admitting defeat and just wanting this to end he calls out to superman... only he can barely groan. Even with super hearing unless he was coming to visit and was in the batcave right now there was no way he could hear him, and calling the justice leauge/the watch tower (just) to get superman was not an option. But he remembers a signal watch Superman had given him a while ago and searches though his belt, finding and activivating the watch.
Que a very worried superman who is stressing about what could have possible happened to the bat in his own -crossed out lair- house and flying towards the sound as fast as he can. He assumes he will find a bloddy battle and is surprised to find batman cacooned up on the couch looking just about ready to die and ocasinaly groaning with irregualr breathing. He picks him up and is about to rush him to the hospital when he realises that nothing actually seems wrong with batman. No inguries (X-ray vision) and he couldn't see an poison in his blood (also X-ray vision).
Batman just mumbles something and hugs his boyfriend, in too much pain with too many mood swings and hormoens and crap to deal with the dark knight/loner/tramatized personality right now. Manages to mutter pain meds and about half an hour later batman feels like a whole new man and promptly collapses in supermans lap.
Superman still hasn't gotten any answers and is freaking out inside but oh well he seems better now :/ (Superman probably calls wonder woman after the situation is explained and asks her how he can help batman, not mentioning batman of course)