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Walking into Ursula's Fish and Chips, Harry Hook dangled three fish on his hook. Taking his sword out of its sheath, he shoved it into the bin for the sword check before handing the sea life off to a waitress who held them in disgust.
He pushed someone aside and out of the way before jumping up onto a table and turning on the TV - which just so happened to be broadcasting the interview from earlier that morning.
Uma strolled out from behind the counter looking bored, Harry's usual order in hand.
Sliding it over to him, she faced the television as Harry turned to his meal. Tapping his arm away, Uma grabbed a handful of mashed potatoes before chucking it at the screen, "Ugh!"
Harry chuckled, leaning on the table as she faced the entrance, an agitated look on her face, "Poser."
"Traitor." Harry added, yelling out for the whole shoppe. Noticing no one else was yelling out words to describe the new Lady in Waiting, Uma scanned the room, "Hello?"
At the raised voice of their captain, the crew began to chuck food at the screen as well, grunting out angrily.
"Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces." Harry drawled, walking up to the screen and wiping some food off of it with his finger before swiping it across his tongue, "You know what I mean?"
"Gil," Uma said, ignoring Harry's comment, "You wanna quit choking down yolks and get with the program?"
Gil gulped down the egg in his mouth, "Yeah, what they said."
Satisfied with his input, the captain turned to face forward once again, "That little traitor." She quickly snapped her head around the room to accentuate her point, "Who left us in the dark."
"Who turned her back on evil." Harry chimed in, delicately eating a french fry. Gil, who had walked up to the counter to get more food, turned around to face his companions, "Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang."
Everyone went quiet and turned to face him. Uma looked exasperated, something Gil didn't quite catch, "Back when we were kids. Come on, you guys remember. She called her Shrimpy and the name just kind of-" Uma slapped the leather on Harry's arm, making the Legume boy jump, "-stuck."
Uma sighed, turning to face Harry, "That snooty little bitch." She raised her voice slightly so Gil could hear, "Who grabbed everything she wanted and left me nothing."
"No," Gil intervened, "she left you that sandbox, and then she said that you could have the shrimp-"
"I need you to stop talking." The Cecaelia girl cut him off, abruptly turning to face him. Harry slammed his hand down, "Look, we have her turf now. They can stay in bore-adon-"
