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Dreamswap! Dream

Requested by Emeraldgaze21 and I am so sorry for the long wait. I hope you enjoy!
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Y/n was extremely tired. Seriously, with the MS trying to 'kidnap' them, they felt exhausted. Mentally and physically.

" Dream, for the love of all gardens time, stop trying to protect me from the MS."
" But I can't let criminals take my guard."

Y/n massaged the bridge of their nose while their one arm was folded across their body, hooking in the crook of the elbow. They swore that they were gonna kill this man one day.

" Oh really? Then why do I always go outside out of town? To go get flowers?"

They sarcastically asked, rolling their eyes as they allowed the hand that massaged their nose bridge to join the other.

" I always see you returning with flowers, Y/n. You obviously go to get flowers from the forest."

They gave him a look, as if he just spoke another language that they didn't understand. How the hell did he not know what a rhetorical question was?! Did he even know what sarcasm was?!

" What?"
" I am not dealing with someone who has the IQ of a fish."

With that, they walked out, shaking their head as they rubbed their temples.

" You are a dumb chicken."

They heard Dream choke on his 70th cup of coffee, coughing like a person who went on a shopping spree with no cash.

" I- Y/-"

Laughing, they went on their mary way to get 'kidnapped' by the MS. Something both Squad and guard enjoyed doing to mess with the JR.

...

" Welcome back, N/n!"
" Yeah! Welcome back!"

Both Error and Cross welcomed them with open arms. As for Nightmare? He was snoring on the couch with popcorn everywhere on the floor.

" I thank you for the warm welcome. Now, let me get ready for dinner."

They stepped away from the two skeletons, heading upstairs to the spare room. Upon two steps from 'their' room, sudden nausea hit them with some weight on their chest.

' That's odd. I have never felt like this when-'

A massive headache hit them, causing them to almost stumble out of pure shock, or the unknown attack.

They quickly made it to the spare bedroom and climbed in bed in their shirt and pants. They absolutely refused to wear the armor. It was too hot.

They quickly felt drained, urge to sleep stronger. Slowly but surely, they closed their eyes and fell asleep. Exhaustion had caught up to them at a rapid pace.

-x-

Dream held his claymore in hand, ready to attack Nightmare if he were to make a move.

" What do you want, criminal?"

He asked the purple clad skeleton, glaring daggers at him while eyeing him accusingly.

" Y/n fell ill, and I came to you to tell you."

Dream froze, processing the words piece by piece. It was almost like a hurricane that swept every form of life off of the ground and killed them.

" They are in the guest room, sleeping."

He continued, a portal of glitches appeared behind Nightmare as he walked backwards.

" And it is a fever."

Dream wasted no time to go to the spare bedrooms after Nightmare left, rushing down the hall like a madman made everyone question him, but he could care less.

...

Dream sat in a chair right next to the ill guard, rubbing his temples to try and calm his magic down. It failed miserably.

As long as he- a sudden groan of annoyance caused him to flinch. It made him look up and visibly sigh in relieve as the eyes of his guard fluttered open.

" You are awake. I am relieved."
" Please tell me you didn't drink your 100th cup of coffee."

He didn't say anything, causing them to sigh in absolute hopelessness and annoyance.

" Please, for the love of Asgore, stop worrying."

-x-

And stop worrying he did when they recovered from their sickness. Though, they couldn't do any physical activities for a week. Though, he did get a few kisses from them, as they were secretly dating.

Everything was back to normal. Well, until Nightmare decided to bring some confetti to the JR for pranks.

Y/n just laughed while everyone went after the three troublemakers.

The End