The Six Damned

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[Cherry, Luna, Unit, Skipper, Slicer, and Lin ]

*The squad is over at Cherry's house*
Luna: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Cherry: ... N-No...
Cherry, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Luna, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Unit : I see a-
Cherry, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Luna: Oh, well I-
Cherry: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Cherry, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Lin: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Skipper: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Cherry: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Cherry: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Cherry, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Cherry: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Slicer, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Cherry:
Luna: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Cherry:
Cherry, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Cherry: We need to distract these guys
Luna: Leave it to me
Luna: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Unit , Lin, and Skipper: *Immediately begin arguing*
Slicer, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Cherry, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Luna: Hey.
Unit : Hi.
Lin: Hello.
Skipper: Hey!
Cherry: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Slicer: We were out of Doritos.
''THATS NOT AN EMERGENCY GUYS!''

Cherry: Time for plan G.
Luna: Don’t you mean plan B?
Cherry: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Unit : What about plan D?
Cherry: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Lin: What about plan E?
Cherry: I’m hoping not to use it. Skipper dies in plan E.
Slicer: I like plan E.
"▪︎"Yea, I REALLY like plan E."▪︎"
"□"..Man-"□"

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Cherry: Thanks fam!
Luna: oh no
Unit : *cries* I love you too
Lin: Sounds fake but okay
Skipper: *A flustered mess*
Slicer: can i get a refund

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Cherry: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Luna: ...I did. I broke it.
Cherry: No. No you didn't. Unit ?
Unit : Don't look at me. Look at Lin.
Lin: What?! I didn't break it.
Unit : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Unit : Suspicious.
Lin: No, it's not!
Skipper: If it matters, probably not, but Slicer was the last one to use it.
Slicer: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Skipper: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Slicer: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Skipper!
Luna: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cherry.
Cherry: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Skipper: Cherry... Unit 's been awfully quiet.
Unit : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Cherry, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Cherry: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Cherry:
Cherry: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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