Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator

Chaotic Purgatory Child. (Ln oc idk I'm very tired.)

[Roru]

Roru : Caw caw, motherfuckers.

Roru , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

*the TV is freaking out*
Roru : Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Roru : Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
(instead of "my grandma", it shall be "child c")

Roru : I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Roru : I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Roru : Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Roru : Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Roru : Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Roru : No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
"'Good.'"

Roru : Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
"'Yea, and it really hurt!'"

Roru : I'm not against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.