[Space, Blitz, and Breeze]
Space, talking about Breeze: Is this a family member of yours, kiddo?
Blitz: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.Blitz: Do you feel any better?
Breeze: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Space walks in*
Breeze: I feel half better.Space: Why does everyone want to kill Breeze?
Blitz: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.Space: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Blitz: What do you want?
Space: I've been stuck with Breeze for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Space: Help.Blitz: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Breeze: Space is the scariest thing I could think of!
Space: Breeze told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.Blitz: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Space: Bees?
Blitz: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Space: Wait-
*Breeze approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*Blitz: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Space, jokingly: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug
Blitz: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Breeze, recording, also joining on the jokes: This is so cute.*Space is talking about their past*
Space: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Blitz: Space, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Breeze: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Space: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.Breeze: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Space: Actually, Blitz is my favourite.
Breeze: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.Space: Oh Blitz, we have a visitor!
Blitz: Don't tell me it's Breeze.
Space: It's Breeze.Breeze: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Space: Bleach.
Blitz: Sewage.
Breeze: ...Please calm down, edgelords.Space: I'm not doing to well.
Blitz: What's wrong?
Space: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Breeze enters the room*
Space: There it is again.Blitz: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Space: They do.
Breeze: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?Blitz: When Space was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Breeze: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."Breeze: Space, gather the others. We need to have another Blitz-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Space: I lost Blitz.
Breeze: How did you LOSE Blitz?!
Space: To be fair, they are very small.Space: What are you two arguing about this time?
Blitz: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Breeze: Cry me a table, Blitz.Space: I just had a long talk with Breeze and Blitz about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
Breeze: We need to open this locked door. Blitz, give me your credit card.
Blitz: Here.
Breeze, pocketing it: Thanks. Space, break down the door.Space: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Breeze: Okay-
Blitz: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Breeze, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...Breeze: Guys, I have a question.
Blitz: commit online 7 years ago <3
Breeze: I love you too.
Space: Ah, yes. Siblings.Breeze: Blitz got into a fight.
Space: That’s bad.
Space:
Space: Did they win?
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Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator
De Todogenerators used: ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator & Incorrect Quotes Generator (Some of these may have either sensitive quotes or sexual-like quotes. please keep mind of this as you venture through)