The Duo in a Nightmare. (Ln ocs ig)

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Roru and Child C.

Child C: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Roru: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Roru: Don't go to the kitchen.
Child C: Why?
Roru: I saw a spider.
Child C: Well, did you kill it?
Roru: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

*Child C and Roru are planning to break in somewhere*
Child C: We need to distract the guards.
Roru: Right.
Child C: What are we gonna do?
Roru: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Child C:
Roru:
Child C: Deal.

Roru : I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Child C: Only if you also don't ask why.
Child C: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Roru : ...
Roru , grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Roru : Hey.
Child C: *pissed off* You... complete ...ASS, Roru ! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say "hey"?!

Child C: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Roru : Why are we so fucking awesome?
Child C: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

Roru : Child C likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.

Roru : Hey Child C?
Child C: Yeah?
Roru : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Child C:
Child C: ...What.

Roru : Can you keep a secret?
Child C: Do you know anything about my life?
Roru : No, I don't. Good point.

Roru : Watcha doin?
Child C: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Roru : Scandalous.
Roru : Can I help?

Roru : Hold on, I can explain!
Child C: Really? Can you now?
Roru : I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Roru : Who's in charge here?
Child C, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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