Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator

The Trio & The Retired General

[Cherry, Luna, Unit, and Lin]

Cherry: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Luna:
Unit :
Lin:
Everyone Else At Cherry’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Luna: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Cherry: Listen, I can explain...
Luna: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Unit : You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Lin: You guys are getting paid?

Cherry: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Luna: Is it me, Cherry?
Cherry: No, it’s not you.
Unit : Is it me, Cherry?
Cherry: It’s not you either.
Lin: Is it me, Cherry?
Cherry:
Cherry, mockingly: Is IT mE Cherry?

Cherry, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Luna, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Unit , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Lin, trembling: What are we playing

*Cherry's helping Luna out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Unit : How does Luna look?
Lin: A little better than you, actually.

Cherry, banging on the door: Luna! Open up!
Luna: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Unit : No, they meant-
Lin: Let them finish.

Cherry: I think Lin was right.
Luna: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Unit : They wouldn't do that.
Lin: You're right, Unit . For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Lin: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Lin Told You So' on the back

Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Luna: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Unit : I got distracted about halfway through.
Lin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Cherry: Shit.
Luna: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Unit : OH MY GOD LIN FELL OFF!!!

Cherry: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Luna: Put spaghetti in it.
Cherry: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Unit : Put spaghetti in it.
Cherry: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Lin: Put spaghetti in it.
Cherry: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Cherry: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Luna: I don’t know how to do that.
Unit : I don’t wear a watch.
Lin: Time is a construct.

Cherry: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Luna: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Unit : I personally was created in a lab.
Lin: I just straight up spawned lol.

Cherry: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Luna: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Unit : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Lin: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Cherry: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.