The Group of Speedy Duos

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[X & 2, Sonic & Tails, and Grey & Human]

X: Croissants: dropped
2: Road: works ahead
Sonic: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Tails: Shavacado: fre
Grey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Human:
Human, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

X: Dumbest scar stories, go!
2: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sonic: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Tails: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Grey: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Human:
Human: I have emotional scars.

X: I CAN'T DO IT!
2, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
X: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Sonic: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
X:
X: I appreciate it,
X: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Tails: X-
X: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Grey: X we gotta-
X: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
X: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
X, motioning to Human: NOT FUCKING THIS!-

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