Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator

Two Duos, Not So Different.

[Cherry and Luna & Space and Blitz]

Luna: I told Space to grab snacks for everyone.
Cherry, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Luna, Space, and Blitz raise their hands*

Cherry: Where is Luna?
Blitz: I'll do you one better, who is Luna??
Space: Here's a better question, why is Luna?

Space: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Blitz: Fucking Cherry and Luna were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Blitz: We call that a traumatic experience.
Blitz, turning to Luna: Not a "bruh moment".
Blitz, turning to Space: Not "sadge".
Blitz, turning to Cherry: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Cherry: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Luna: Weight loss? Drink water.
Blitz: Clear skin? Drink water.
Space: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Blitz: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Cherry: A doll.
Luna: A cinnamon roll.
Space: A sweetheart.
Blitz:
Blitz: ...stop it.

Space: Today at 7 am, Luna poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Cherry: I watched Luna brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Blitz: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Cherry: I give up. I am so tired.
Space: Get the emergency supply!
Luna: *carries Blitz and places them in front of Cherry*
Blitz: *smiles*
Cherry: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Blitz: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Blitz: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Luna: Bonjour.
Space: Le growl.
Cherry: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Cherry: How late were you up last night?
Luna & Blitz, in tandem: Me?
Cherry: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Cherry, to Space: You.

Blitz: So, are they your friend or...
Space: They’re like Luna, but if Luna was ordered to be around you.
Blitz: Oh, so Cherry.
Space: Precisely!


Luna: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Cherry: The cow??
Luna: What?
Blitz: Cherry, W H Y?

Blitz: I just watched Space jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Cherry was screaming for help, which caused Luna to run in to help Space. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.