Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator

The Best of Albinos

[Cherry and Luna]

Cherry, tending to Luna's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Luna: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

Cherry: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Luna: Only if you also don't ask why
Luna: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Cherry:
Luna:
Cherry: This one is fine

Cherry, going over Luna's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Luna: Yes
Cherry: Okay... may I know what you create?
Luna: Problems.

Cherry: This is a mistake
Luna, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Cherry: But not today
Luna, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Cherry: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Luna: Really? Name one law
Cherry: Don't kill people?
Luna: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Cherry: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Luna: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Cherry: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Luna: Cherry, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Cherry:

Cherry: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Luna: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Cherry: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Cherry: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Cherry: i became more evil if you’re curious
Luna, jokingly: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Cherry, thinking they were serious: i’m going to get worse on purpose

Cherry: This is such a bad idea.
Luna: Then why are you coming along?
Cherry: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cherry: Am I going too far?
Luna: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Cherry , grinning: I have a knife!
Luna: Put it down, Cherry .
Cherry : Make me! *sprints away*

Luna: I just ended a five year relationship.
Cherry : Oh no, are you okay?
Luna: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

Cherry : When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Luna: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Cherry : Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Luna: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

Cherry : What are you planning to do?
Luna: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

Luna: Don't go to the kitchen.
Cherry : Why?
Luna: I saw a spider.
Cherry : Well, did you kill it?
Luna: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair…

Cherry: *is visibly upset*
Luna: Cherry, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Luna: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Cherry: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Luna: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Cherry: Don’t stay up all night, Luna. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Luna: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Cherry: Oh, well now that’s not fair Luna. Have you met all of them?
Luna: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Luna: Cherry, fuck off.
Luna: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

Luna: Are you coming to bed?
Cherry: I can't. This is important.
Luna: What?
Cherry: Someone is wrong on the internet.

Cherry: Damn, the power went out.
Luna: Don’t worry, I got this.
Luna: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Cherry: What-?
Luna: I swallowed a glow stick!
Cherry, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Luna: Cherry has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Luna: I asked Cherry where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Luna: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

Cherry: Luna, is that legal?
Luna: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Luna: I won a new phone in a race.
Cherry: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Luna?
Luna: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

Cherry: What do you have?
Luna: A KNIFE!
Cherry: NO!

Luna: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Cherry: Oh my god, really?!
Luna: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Cherry: Hey guys, today Luna pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Cherry:  The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

Luna, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Cherry: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Luna:
Luna: Water you doing?

Luna: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Cherry:
Luna:
Cherry: ...Please, go back to bed.

Cherry: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Luna: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Luna: *Locks Cherry in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Cherry: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Cherry: You believe me?
Luna: Cherry, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Cherry: You look mentally ill.
Luna: I am. Let’s go.

Luna: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Cherry: You're drinking orange juice.

Luna, T-posing in the doorway:  Greetings.
Cherry, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Cherry: You call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Luna: Making four accounts.
Cherry, tearing up: Really...?

Luna: So I got this amazing plan!
Cherry: We fail almost every time you say that.
Luna: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

Cherry: Who hurt you?
Luna: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Cherry, readying a bat: ...Yes, actually.

Cherry: Luna, you need to calm down.
Cherry, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

Luna: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Cherry: Yes?
Luna: We’re in too deep.

Cherry: I feel so burnt out.
Luna: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Cherry: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Luna: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Cherry: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Luna: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Cherry: Th-that's not how that works-