Me and my friend's characters in the quote generator

The Odd Friendships of Two

[Space & Blitz]

Space: Look, Blitz, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.

Space: Hey Blitz, have you seen the photographer?
Blitz: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Space, confused: What?
Blitz, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute fox things!

Space: Any idiot would know that.
Blitz: I knew that!
Space: See?

Space, texting: O
Blitz: What?
Space: Don’t read into that.
Blitz: But I will read into that.
Space: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Blitz: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Space: Dude, really?
Space: It’s a fucking letter.
Blitz: It could stand for something!
Space: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Blitz: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Space: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Blitz: Optometrist.
Space: Oh my God…

Space: Is that a gun?!
Blitz: It's not what it looks like!
Space: It looks like a gun!
Blitz: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Space: ...ANYMORE?!

Space: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Blitz: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Space: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Blitz: Oh, well now that’s not fair Space. Have you met all of them?
Space: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Space: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Blitz: Who told you my secret?

Space: Blitz, you need to react when people cry!
Blitz: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Space: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Blitz. Except you!
Blitz: But Space, I think you're suspicious!
Space: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blitz: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Space: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Blitz: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Space: When do you usually go to sleep?
Blitz: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.