yay me another oneshot :)
pt 1
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Y/N POV
so... a portal just opened in front of me
and someone strode through the portal, dragged me through the portal.. BY MY ANKLES, and said, "you are going to help me settle a bet."
"WHAT THE FUCKK" i screamed
it wasnt even a real person
it was a PUFFERFISH IN A BOWL WITH WATER IN A MECH SUIT???
we got through the portal
into a land where i was in my hoodie and shorts stuck in the middle of nowhere with a demonic looking pufferfish
suddenly a bear pops outta nowhere
"oh good you found a girl"
"yeah, we need to get her to the base"
"IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM"
the pufferfish grumbles
"youre in our land now bitch"
"where the fuck is our land"
"welcome to los santos" the bear said
"i see nothing??"
"just be patient"
we waited for a few seconds and suddenly we were in a bustling, shady-looking city
"wait... los santos from GTA?"
"GTA??"
"never mind does that mean there's wildcat and vanoss?" i asked
"you know them?" the pufferfish asked
"well not really but ive heard of them"
"alright... but we're taking you to the base"
"what even are your names??"
"i'm grizzy and he's puffer" grizzy said
"well, im (gamer tag/nickname)" i said
"alr n/n, nice to meet you. anyways we have a bet to settle."
"why me though??"
"because we made a bet with our other friend blarg that our friend smii7y could get bitches."
"and i had to be the culprit??"
"yep." puffer said
i sighed "who even is smii7y??"
"you're going to meet him"
"so i have to pretend to like him?? what do i even get out of this?"
"a good memory?" grizzy asked
i laughed
"alright we're here." puffer announced
i looked to the house that was in front of me
it was pretty big and looked to house about 10-15 people
a soda can in a mech suit similar to puffers walked out of the house
"who is that??" they point to me
"what the fuck are you???" i asked
"a can dumbass. what else?"
"that is pezzy" grizzy pointed out
"alright..."
i turned around and tripped and fell on my face
*intense wheezing from everyone*
but i heard another voice
i stood up and turned around to see a guy
he was kinda hot
light orangeish sweatshirt dyed white hair red and blue tinted roundish glasses a propeller cap?? and a bag of milk on his shoulder?
"all of you shut up" i pouted as i stood up
"well, n/n, this is the smii7yplus household and that's smii7y" grizzy said still smiling
"i swear to god you guys bring way too many girls here" he complained
"damn-" i started
he cut me off
"damb" he corrected
"what?" i asked
"it's damb in the smii7yplus house" he said smiling holding back another laugh
"damb," i corrected myself, "so you guys bring girls here all the time? those poor girls getting traumatized by puffer DRAGGING THEM BY THE ANKLES." i turned to grizzy and puffer
they looked away sheepishly
smii7y laughed
"i like you, you're funny"
"bitch im not funny im just being realistic bc who wants to see a pufferfish first thing in the morning"
he wheezed
"HEY. PUFFERFISH ARE NICE TO LOOK AT." puffer defended
"okay maybe some but not you" i snorted
grizzy and pezzy were now laughing
"BITCH"
well after that they gave me a house tour and showed me a guest room
and i stayed for about a week when i met blarg
a normal guy but he had a potato on his shoulder
"so youre the one they brought" he told me
"yep.. plain old me. no talents nothing. just an average girl."
"i mean, i could see why they chose you."
"why?" i asked curious to know more
"youre definitely his type he likes girls that are funny and youve already made him laugh a lot this past week and personally i think im going to lose this bet."
i turned bright red
"no more bazooka?" the potato asked
"woah i didnt know your potato could talk"
"my name is jafar"
"sorry jafar"
"could i interest you in a frucket"
"sure" i said not knowing what it was
he handed me a bucket of frogs
"oh thanks"
"anyways i dont think we're getting the bazooka :(" blarg said to jafar
"i mean, there might be a chance you get one"
"no, i think i already lost this bet" he sighed pointing to my phone
new text from smii7y
hey i got your number from puffer this is smii7y
"oh shit maybe youre right. sorry jafar."
*sad jafar noises*
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part 2 coming soon
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