youtuber x reader oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED) book 1

lifesteal x y/n (part 3)

ANOTHER PART BC IM BORED

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ashswagg

y/n: So what's for dinner?
ashswag, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

baconwaffles

y/n: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
bacon: Go the fuck to sleep
y/n: What gif I don't want to?
bacon: Fuck You!

branzycraft

y/n: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
branzy: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
y/n, desperately, as branzy bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
branzy: Oh! B positive.
y/n: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
branzy:

clownpierce

y/n: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
clown: Neither.
clown: Because it's twelve.

itzsubz

y/n: Can you keep a secret?
subz: Do you know anything about my life?
y/n: No I do not. Good point.

leowook

leo: Any idiot would know that.
y/n: I knew that!
leo: See?

mapicc

y/n: Watcha got there..?
mapicc: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

mcclutch

y/n: Can you keep a secret?
mcclutch: Do you know anything about my life?
y/n: No I do not. Good point.

midmystixx

y/n: Hey mid, have you seen the photographer?
mid: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
y/n, confused: What?
mid, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

mrcube

y/n: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
mrcube: I think you mean cards.
y/n, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

pangi

y/n: Damn, pangi, are you secretly cool?
pangi: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
y/n: I do not.

parrotx2

parrot: Can I bother you for a second?
y/n: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

planetlord

y/n: Don't stay up all night, planet. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

princezam

y/n: This is such a bad idea.
zam: Then why are you coming along?
y/n: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

reddoons

y/n: Okay, truth or dare?
reddoons: Truth
y/n: How many hours have you slept this week?
reddoons:
reddoons: ...Dare
y/n: Go to bed.
reddoons: I don't like this game.

rekrap

y/n: You're giving me a sticker?
rekrap: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"
y/n: I'm not a preschooler.
rekrap: Fine, I'll take it back
y/n: I earned this, back off!

roshambogames

y:n: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
ro: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
y/n:
ro: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

spepticle

spep: I am an expert at identifying birds.
y/n: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
spep: Yeah, they're all birds.

spokeishere

spoke: Go to Hell
y/n, tearing up: I wish I could

theterrain

terrain: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
y/n: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

vitalasy

vitalasy: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
y/n: You were too lazy to read the book?!
vitalasy: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

vortexdragon

vortex: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
y/n: Thank god.

woogiex

y/n: I think I'm falling for you.
woogie: Then get up.

yeahjaron

jaron: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
y/n: Spiders?
jaron: Spiders it is then.
y/n: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*

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