youtuber x reader oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED) book 1

frucket (blarg x fem reader)

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blarg POV

how did i get myself into this situation

basically here's the backstory

*FLASHBACK*
"WHOEVER SOMEHOW FUCKS THIS UP THE OTHERS GET TO CHOOSE A DARE FOR THEM WHEN WE MEET UP"

and somehow i fucked it up

we were playing pico park
the tetris thing
that was part of it
and i messed up

"MATT" smii7y and puffer yelled at me

grizzy was mentally dying in the corner laughing his ass off

"AKAOAPSPSOSDIHFN," i yelled, "I DIDNT MEAN TO FUCK IT UO GODDAMNIT"

we all ended up laughing about it but later

they told me the dare

the dare was to ask the first person we saw on the street and ask them if they would like to buy a frucket

this was when we met up
(FLASHBACK END)

so currently we are in smii7ys house about to go outside and do the dare

the first person i saw was a girl about our age so i walked up to her

and asked

"hey would you like to buy a frucket?"

they were all giggling like little idiots in the corner watching me embarrass myself

"hm? uh sure??"

"oh i didnt expect you to say yes" i said slightly surprised

she laughed "so you dont have a frucket?"

"not right now but i can send it to you"

"alright here's my number"

she handed me her number on a small piece of paper and walked away

i walked back successful

"HAHA SUCK IT LOSERS I SOLD A FRUCKET AND GOT A GIRLS NUMBER" i yelled

"WHAT" they all yelled

"that definitely didn't go to plan" smii7y said

"brooo he got a bitchhh"

MEANWHILE

Y/N POV

that was unexpected

but i didnt think a cute guy was gonna walk up to me and ask if i wanted to buy a frucket

what even is a frucket

i sighed

i really shouldnt say yes to all the cute guys

*ding*

my phone buzzed

'hey this is the guy that you just met on the street'

'oh hey! what's ur name i didnt catch it'

'matt wbu?'

'y/n'

'nice anyways the frucket is very cheap'

'lmao what even is a frucket'

'a frog bucket'

'alr how much is it?'

BLARG POV

"how much should we make it" i asked

"MAKE IT A DATE" grizzy yelled

"NO."

"YES" everyone else screamed back

i sighed loudly

AND SMII7Y STOLE THE PHONE OUT OF MY HANDS

"SMII7Y" i said as i desperately tried to get it back

he quickly ran to a room and locked the door

"SMII7Y" i banged on the door

he came out a minute later with a grin and handed me my phone back

i checked what he wrote

'the price is a date :)'

she hadnt responded yet

"SMII7Y YOU BASTARD"

"i just got you a date guaranteed"

i sighed once more

Y/N POV

he just asked me out on a date?

'uh sure? when?'

'SORRY THAT WAS MY FRIEND. HE STOLE MY PHONE'

'oh lol but a date would be nice'

'okay uh *insert place here* at 7? i'll pick you up'

'cool :) anyways i gtg cya later'

'bye'

well i just got asked out

TIMESKIP (3 YEAR LATER)

"cant believe its been three years since ive met matt" i said to smii7y and puffer

"we still cant believe you would say yes to a random guy selling a FRUCKET." puffer said

"well to be fair he was cute"

they both groaned

i laughed

and he walked in and picked me up

and took me to his car

for our anniversary

he sat down and asked

"would you like to buy...

a frucket?"

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so cute 🥹🥹 어모나