Genshin Oneshots for My Basement Kids

food! pt.1

Characters here:
Traveler (aether)
Xiangling
Paimon

()= thinking
""= talking
{}= screaming
--= pouting
[]= author talking

Paimons pov:

(Ugh.. paimons hungry! Oh travelers back maybe I can ask him to buy paimon food!)

"Travelerr can we go buy food? Paimons hungry!" Paimon exclaims "paimon you've already eaten a lot today, aren't you bored of eating?" Traveler asked "food taste good! Paimon would never get bored of it!" Paimon says with confidence "but I, traveler will get bored of feeding paimon only fisherman's toast, so let's go to liyue and find food there!" Traveler said -but paimon is tired and can't fly right now!- paimon pouts "don't worry paimon, i can carry you, you're not that heavy.. surprisingly,sinceyoueatwaytoomuch.." {hey! Paimon does t eat that much!} Paimon scolds traveler "so do you want to be carried or not?" Traveler asked "yea paimons tired" paimon says

-going to liyue- (travelers pov)

"What food do you think liyue has?" Paimon asks "i heard the food there taste good" I reply "better than fisherman's toast?!" Paimon says "it depends on what your taste buds like" I reply again "ooo traveler knows a lot about food!" Paimon replies impressed "I though you knew that paimon?.." I said wondering if paimon even has a brain or not [probably not]

-at liyue-

{Were here paimon!} I exclaimed to the paimon that's..  sleeping.. oh well I did need to well.. quote on quote take some mora from childe. I gave paimon to xiangling and went to the golden house to bully childe and steal his mora for the week

Xianglings pov:

Next part! Sorry </3

A/n:

I'll make this longer I promise it's just 1 am right now and I am stressing and made this for fun so don't expect daily posting from me since I post whenever i like and you can't stop me. And that's all farewell for now traveler!