Y/n removes Loid's hand from her 6th month bump with the twins as they are watching Spy wars with Anya.
"Why? Did I hurt the baby? --Or you?" He worries.
"Nah." Y/n answers.
"Why are you taking my hand off then--" he tries to lay his hand again but Y/n removes it.
"--Why? You can tell me." Loid tries to understand.
It became a battle until Y/n starts to giggle and he keeps trying to touch her tummy.
"Why can't I feel them?! What did I do? Is Fiona making things up about me again?" Loid snaps.
"No!" Y/n nervously smiles.
"Then why am I not allowed to feel my babies?!" Loid raised his voice in frustration.
"They're not there for you to just feel--"
"--I PUT THEM IN THERE!"
"--AND I HAVE TO GET THEM OUT!" Y/n laughs.
"What's the reason that forbids me of feeling them?!"
Both paused for a second then Loid got to lay his hand but Y/n removes it again. Loid groans frustrated and turns back to the television.
"How did Papa put my baby siblings in Mama?" Anya turns to them.
The parents froze and just kept looking at the tv.
"Where does the babies will come out?" Anya feels the babies.
"Erm... There's 3 holes in a woman's body down there, Anya! The one in the middle is the one they will come out. Hehe..." Y/n explains.
"Like pooping? But the babies are big... Is Mama going to be okay if the doctor will pop it here like a balloon?" Anya points on her tummy.
"No, Anya. It's called a C-section or Mama is going through a Caesarean method of giving birth. Hopefully, Mama is not going through that, she already has too many scars..." Loid said.
"So how did Papa put the babies in Mama?" Anya continues.
"Well... you're not at the right age to know!" Loid grew nervous.
"Did you feed Mama something to have babies inside her tummy? Did you feed Mama just one or two since the babies are two? What did you feel Mama? Does it taste good?" Anya attacks Loid with several questions.
Loid taps his feet as he tries to think of a child-friendly explanation or at least an excuse.
"Come on, think! I can't say that thing to her..."
"Loid, you better keep her innocence!"
The couple thought...
"Hey, help me out!" Loid whispers to Y/n then she sighs.
"Anya~ Papa put seeds inside my tummy several times and it doesn't taste good but it feels good! Did you understand that?" Y/n sheepishly smiles.
".....To the middle hole down there?" Anya is confused.
"I think you should wait many more years so that you could understand, Anya!" Y/n ruffles her head then Anya turns back to the tv as the commercial ends.
After that little sexual education, the couple had a deep sigh. Y/n looks at the clock then to the calendar beside her.
"I hope nothing comes up later at either of our work. We will know the gender of the babies today..." Y/n spoke.
"Can Anya come too?!" Anya's eyes sparkle.
"Everyone of us should be there! We'll leave once Yor returns from her shift." Loid said.
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Surrender: SpyXFamily (Loid Forger x Reader)
FanfictionGiving up is not in spies' vocabulary, Y/n just wanted to have a family but Loid gave up on it years ago when Y/n fell in love for someone else. Now that she's asking for a HUGE favor... Will their mission bring them together while there's a child i...
