"Ooo I just got my hair did, man am I excited! Now I don't gotta do it myself for a while. Lemme just pay and find the car. It's right over there! I can finally go home and—" Cue pouring rain.
"Shaa~"
"Well that isn't so bad. Sure it's rush hour, but I bet I can still get home before dark!"
Realizes I can't reverse the car because I'm completely blocked in from all sides.
"Well I'm in trouble now. I just said I was on the way too, will I ever get home?"
15 minutes later~
"O-M-G....Is that the driver for the car behind me? Let's go!!! He's moving, yessir! I'm saved!"
I reverse but there's still other cars parked next to his, so I have to pull forward.
"Well that would have been an expensive oopsy. Glad I didn't hit—
Realizes I can barely pull forward without hitting the car next to me.
"Man I'm really stuck this time, what should I..."
Sees the guy who parked next to me grab food out of his car, then walk back inside.
"Well that was awkward. Now where was I?"
I reversed again, then I finally got to turn the wheel and not hit anything.
"Yay I did! Finally free at last! Now I can go h—
The GPS says 33 minutes travel time.
"Maybe it won't be so bad. After waiting so long, it can't be much worse."
Immediately gets stuck behind a big truck.
GPS: Turn left, ok now turn left again!
"If only I was in the left lane, but yay my indicating worked! Wait, there was a salon over here too? That could have saved me a lot of time. At least I'm getting closer to home, no more GPS for me! Now if I just turn on this road here, I'll be home fr—"
Sees the abomination of a traffic line. Why oh why.
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Late Night Thoughts
RandomI get lots of ideas and thoughts swirling around in my head late at night. Some in the day, but they mostly come at night. So here are some thoughts and quotes of mine