Dumb Christmasy Songs

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- The snow is turning red. I think I'm almost dead. I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head. Ohhh! 911, 911, someone call the cops. Take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops. Ohhh! 911, 911, someone call the cops. Take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops!

- The weather outside is humid. She turned off her location, she must think I'm stupid. She wanna run the streets sooo... Let her hoe, let her hoe, let her hoe!
She doesn't show signs of stopping. So who am I to be tock-blocking? (Yeaaahhh) I really hate to see you go....
Let her hoe, let her hoe, let her hoe!

- Your bussy stank! (Your bussy stank) Your bussy stank! Feminine wash! (Feminine wash) Feminine wash! (Feminine wash) It takes the smell away!

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