Why Not Rant?

~ Wardrobe Malfunctions ~

You know, when somebody goes, like,

"Holy shit your fly is open! And I could see your pink Hello Kitty underwear!"

or like,

"Guuuuuurl, you got your sideboob going on!"

oh and this one,

"The wind! Shit shit shit! The wind! Holy mother of- I saw your red Tweety underwear!"

or maybe even something as drastic as

"Aaahhhh! The cleavage!"

Hello, wardrobe malfunctions.

Oh and also, fuck you.

So probably you should always have your undie, tank top, and fly sealed AT ALL TIMES because even the most prominent celebrities, such as Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, heck, even Kendall Jenner, experience really, really awful wardrobe malfunctions at their concerts and public shows.

Which is drastic.

But honestly, they pull of their wardrobe malfunctions in a way that isn't so miserably humiliating, you know? And I am like, "WHY THE HELL CAN THEY DO IT RIGHT" because believe me, I have had my fair share of wardrobe malfunctions. Although they weren't that much of a bummer, they were still deviously mortifying such as unzipped zipper, unclasped bra, and the list goes on.

I could probably go ranting and ranting about wardrobe malfunctions and why and how and when it would most likely happen but nooooo, because destiny just wants to embarrass us publicly or so.

Well, honestly, no wardrobe malfunction pisses me off as much as an open zip. I mean, like, whenever I have an unzipped zipper, I go talking to it, like, "YOU HAD ONE MOTHER EFFING JOB" and yeah.

So, watch out for them wardrobe malfunctions, because they. Happen. At any. Day.