Why Not Rant?

~ Awkwardly Relatable ~

So this rant is about stuff that are immensely awkward and immensely relatable.

Let us start.

WHEN SOMEBODY REJECTS YOUR HIGH FIVE AND YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH A LAME EXCUSE LIKE RUNNING A HAND THROUGH YOUR HAIR.

WHEN A TEACHER CATCHES YOU FLIPPING YOUR MIDDLE FINGER TO THE NEXTDOOR BITCH.

WHEN YOU TAKE A SELFIE WITH SOME DUCKFACE ON AND YOU REALIZE SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE-CONTACT WITH THAT PERSON.

WHEN YOU ARE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND YOUR FRIEND SEES ANOTHER FRIEND OF HERS WHO ISN'T YOUR FRIEND.
I know that this is all over the teenage posts, but I just have to bring this one up. I mean, it actually really is awkward, you know? And you just stand there while your friend and her friend are talking and you have to bite your tongue from saying 'Awwkwaard' out loud. Seriously.

WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND YOU RAISE YOUR HAND AND THE TEACHER WILL THINK THAT YOU CAN BRILLIANTLY ANSWER HER QUESTION AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU BUT ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A PEE.

WHEN YOU GO INSIDE A VERY FULL ELEVATOR AND EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU.

WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE EYE CONTACT WITH SOMEONE AND IT LASTS A BIT TOO LONG AND THAT PERSON WOULD THINK THAT YOU'RE CHECKING HIM/HER OUT.

WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU.
Okay, I know I'm not the only one who finds this awkward, right? Right? RIGHT?

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING ON CLOTHES AND THE SALESLADY LOOKS AT YOU WEIRD.
Personally, I find this annoying and disturbing. Not only because it's a tad bit disrespectful, but it's also like the saleslady is saying, "I am watching you. Buy it or leave it. Oh and also, it doesn't suit you."

WHEN YOU'RE NEW AT A SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER ASKS YOU TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND YOUR HOBBIES AND STUFF.

WHEN YOUR TEACHER AND YOUR MOM TALK ABOUT YOU LIKE YOU'RE NOT THERE.

WHEN YOU'RE NEW TO SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY ACCEPT A COMPLIMENT THAT WASN'T MADE FOR YOU.

WHEN YOU'RE LEFT ALONE WITH SOMEONE YOU JUST MET.

WHEN YOUR FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY SWEARS IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS.

WHEN YOU FINISH A MATH PROBLEM AND YOUR ANSWER ISN'T EVEN ONE OF THE CHOICES.

WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES A CANDID PICTURE OF YOU AND YOU REALIZE THAT HOW YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE AND HOW YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

WHEN YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.

WHEN YOUR HAND TOUCHES SOMEONE'S BUTT BY MISTAKE.

WHEN YOU ARE AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WHEN TWINS ARE FIGHTING AND ONE CALLS THE OTHTER UGLY.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

WHEN YOU'RE CHECKING YOURSELF OUT IN THE WINDOW OF ANOTHER CAR AND YOU REALIZE SOMEBODY IS ACTUALLY INSIDE.

WHEN YOUR SIBLING(if you have one) TALKS ABOUT YOU WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE AROUND, THEREFORE EMBARRASSING YOU.

And lastly. . .

WHEN YOU ARE MEETING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. *cough, cough* especially a good-looking one *cough, cough*