When I Text You, It Means I Miss You

The First Text

Hey guys! So pete's texts are in bold and patrick's texts are not just so you guys don't get confused

hey last night was really fun ;)

umm who is this?

baby don't tell me you don't remember after everything we did last night ;)

okay seriously who is this?

Are you not Ashlee?

Nope sorry man. Looks like she gave you a fake number

Are you serious?!?! ugh why does this keep happening to me?

Maybe cause you keep having one night stands. I'm just taking a guess.

Listen I barely know you. I don't need you telling me about my life choices and I definitely don't need your fucking sass

Too bad it's free ;)

You fucking serious right now?

Sorry. I was trying to lighten the mood. Make you laugh. You seem upset.

Thanks for trying. I appreciate it.

Hey listen, that girl was stupid for giving you a wrong number. You seem like a pretty great guy :)

Haha thanks :D So what's your name?

I'm Patrick

I bet that cute name matches a cute person :)

Haha thanks but no

I'm sure that's not true

It is but thanks for trying. So what's your name?

Peter. But everyone calls me Pete.

Nice name. Bet it matches a cute person :)

Haha. Using my line against me now?

Totally. Haha.

Well you would be correct about the cute part :)

Oohh getting cocky now are we, Pete?

You bet your ass I am cause when you have an ass like mine you gotta be kinda cocky ;)

Wow. I don't even know how to respond. So many sexual jokes. Haha

So I was thinking

Woah slow down before you hurt yourself

Calm down Sasstrick and let me talk. I was thinking that maybe it wasn't a mistake that I got a fake number.

How so?

Cause it led me to you ;)