When I Text You, It Means I Miss You

Don't Know How to Tell You

Hey guys! I know it's crazy an actual update that doesn't take forever to do! WHAT?!?!?! I promised you guys I would do more regular updates so here you go and merry Christmas!!!

Hey Petey Pie :)

Hi Patrick

Woah no Pattycakes or Trick?

Nope. Now what do you want?

Wow. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed

Maybe I did. Now what do you want?

Can't I just text my little petey pie caused I missed you? :)

No. Cause you never do. You always need something if you text first. Now what do you want?

Okay. Pete. What's wrong?

Nothing. Maybe I'm just getting sick of your neediness

I'm not needy

Yes you are

Pete, what is going on? You never act like this

Maybe I finally realized that you aren't actually my friend. That I'm just here so that you can complain to someone.

Pete. That's not true. You are my friend cause I care about you.

Yeah right. I'm only here cause your so-called boyfriend hates you

He doesn't hate me....does he?

Of course he does. Who wouldn't?

Pete. You don't mean that. I know you don't

I mean really? You really think someone would like you. You're pathetic. You come to me someone you've never even met to complain and whine about how your boyfriend is cheating on you which he probably is cause I mean again, who would want to be with you?

Pete...I don't...I don't know what to say

Don't say anything. it's better than seeing your pathetic, whiny texts.

Why are you doing this? You weren't like this yesterday

I finally realized what a whiny, worthless, pathetic loser you are. It just took some time. Now stop texting me and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

Pete. This isn't you. I know it isn't. You're sweet and cute and kind and loving and thoughtful.

And you're worthless, pathetic, ugly, stupid, and untalented. If I was your boyfriend, I would cheat on you too.

I...don't..why...I just..this doesn't make any sense.....why..I

Oh stuttering now? What are you crying too?

As a matter of fact I am

Good. I bet you're an ugly crier

Just leave me alone Pete. You got what you wanted.

Perfect. Now DONT YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

I won't. I promise.

No. Wait shit Patrick wait. No no no! I didn't mean any of that!! I promise believe me!!!

You got what you wanted Pete. I won't ever talk to you again. Good bye

No wait! Pattycakes!!

Please!

I'm sorry

Message not sent

I'm bipolar and I don't know how to tell you