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hi yeah black butler rant plz save my soul

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF BLACK BUTLER (MAINLY THE LAST FEW EPISODES) SO IF YOU PLAN OR WATCHING IT OR DON'T WANT SPOILERS, DON'T READ AHEAD

so hi how have you been?

I HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE

so i was just trolling through netflix, and i was like "hey!!! black butler, i've heard of this! i've wanted to watch it for a while now!!!!!"

and then i watch the first season on a website because netflix doesn't have it, and im like "yeah okay this is cool this is snAZZY"

and then i start the second season

AND OH BOY

DO I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE

so im just an innocent little powder puff, just watching and then all of a sudden bAM ALOIS TRANCY APPEARS.

whenever he was dying, i sorta felt bad for him and hated claude, but like as soon as he got in ciel's body i was like YEAH FIGHT ME ALOIS YOU PUNK

like at first i was telling all my friends at school alois was my little strawberry-filled cake, and then today im going to be yodeling into my friends ear about how i would sell him to satan for one corn chip

then we get to hannah

HANNAH CAN HONESTY FIGHT ME SO HARD

anyway

then we get to the final episode, 'black butler'

the innocent me was all like 'oo, it's named after the show. THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS IMPORTANT!" so i was all pumped up, claude and sebastian were fighting, and then its getting close to the end

we got some flashbacks, some goodbyes to claude and hannah (thank god) and a tear-jerking moment from alois and his little brother.

BUT THEN, THE THING THAT I COULD NEVER FORGIVE ALOIS FOR STARTS

when ciel is drowning, im like "GO SEBASTIAN GO" like im pumping my hand in the air, and then CIEL OPENS HIS EYES

AND THEY'RE RED

-proceed to me sobbing-

i just watched in horror as sebastian tried to kill ciel as i realized 'oh god, this is the final episode, isn't it?'

so im yelling at my screen because i dont want to deal with the fact that ciel is a demon but here comes the worst part

THE GOODBYES.

i literally want to throw myself off a bridge.

so sebastian just goes around and is handing a little black box to everyone. and then the prince opens it, and it has a sweet in it, and a card

as soon as i saw the card, i whispered to myself "oh my god, i swear to god"

"IN MEMORY OF"

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE

well there goes mY MARBLES

so im just sitting in my chair, giving my computer screen the DIRTIEST LOOK, and then we go to sebastian and ciel in the carriage

so to sum up their conversation

"yo im a demon sucks 2 be you haha" ciel gloats

"yeah i got the bad end of the deal, beCAUSE I HAVE TO BE A BUTLER FOREVER" sebastian mocks

oh yeah!!!!! ciel gave an order; sebastian is still his butler as long as he doesn't have his soul. and since demons dont have souls, there is no soul to take!!!! so now, sebastian is literally ciel's servant for the rest of tIME

honestly hold me back imma fight someone

so im about to break into tears, and then we get to this really weird flower scene and they're talking about how now that ciel is a demon, he's gonna go to hickory heck if he dies and sebastian's like "yeah sure pal where ya wanna go" and ciel's like

"wherever. and there is only one thing you will call me"

and then the screen fades to white, and sebastian just says, "yes, my lord."

LIKE PLEASE HOLD ME BACK IM SOBBING I DON'T WANT IT TO END.

DOES SEBASTIAN EVER LOVE GRELL?

DOES CIEL MARRY ELIZABETH?

HOW CAN I WORK THIS IN MY FANFICTION HONESTLY MAKE IT HARD FOR ME BLACK BUTLER.

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