i sincerely hate shopping for bookbags
LIKE REALLY
REALLY
BOOKBAG
COMPANYS WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT
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FOR FREAKING STARTS, ALL THE BOOKBAGS I LIKE ARE PRETTY MUCH 1 INCH BIG LIKE WTF
IM TRYING TO CARRY BOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF LEAD
LIKE WHO DO THESE BOOKBAG COMPANYS THINK THEIR MAKING BOOKBAGS FOR??
7 YEAR OLDS??
OH NO HONEY IM GONNA NEED A NICE AND BIG BOOKBAG TO CARRY ALL MY TEXTBOOKS FROM HELL
SECONDLY, MY DAD LIKES THE L.L. BEAN COMPANY
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT L.L. BEAN IS, HERE YA GO
L.L. BEAN IS A BOOKBAG COMPANY THAT MAKES HELLA UGLY THINGS LIKE
I KNOW I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT SIZE EARLIER, BUT AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE SOME NORMAL LOOKING BOOKBAGS.
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL LOOKING FASHIONABLE, NOT LIKE I JUST WALKED THROUGH SATAN'S ANUS AND CAME BACK WITH A BOOKBAG FROM THE GIFT SHOP
lovely image
LIKE I UNDERSTAND ITS HARD TO MAKE BAGS THAT ARE BIG, BUT ALSO LOOK GOOD
BUT SERIOUSLY
SOME GIRLS AND BOYS LIKE TO HAVE BOOKBAGS THAT LOOK GOOD AND NOT LIKE SATAN'S SPIT.
I WENT WITH A FLOWER BOOKBAG THAT MY DAD IS PUTTING INTITALS ON BRB WHILE I GO CRY.
AND ANTOHRE THING
I HATE BOOKBAGS WITH INITALS OR NAMES AND STUFF LIKE THAT
LIKE WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
IM NOT GONNA GET LOST DURING SCHOOL WHERE SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEE MY NAME TO IDENTIFY ME
I NEED A CUTE BOOKBACK SO I DON'T TAKE SATAN'S SPIT AND RUB IT ON MY SKIN AND KILL MYSELF.
so many beautiful images.
BUT LIKE COME ON
AND AGAIN
SCHOOLS
WHY DO YOU NEED SUCH THINK BOOKS LIKE WTF
THIS IS STOPPING ME FROM HAVING HELLA CUTE STYLE
SCHOOL IS STYLE-BLOCKING ME
LIKE IM NOT TRYIN WALK UP IN THE SCHOOL BUILDIN TO IMPRESS THE KIDS WITH A BOOKBAG FULL OF MATH TEXTURES OH NO GIRL
AND I HAVE A REPUTATION OF RUINING BOOKBAGS
LIKE TWO YEARS AGO (wow so long ago) I TORE THE WHEEL OFF OF MY ROLLING-BOOKBAG, SO GUESS WHO HAD TO DEAL WITH THE SOUND OF CATS DYING EVERYTIME THEY ROLLED THEIR BOOKBAG DOWN THE SIDEWALK???
ME.
I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE EMBARRASMENT OF CHILDREN LOOKING AT THE SOUND OF DEATH RADIATING FROM MY BOOKBAG
WHO
DO
YOU
THINK
I
AM
AND A YEAR AGO, I TORE A GIGANTIC WHOLE INSIDE MY BOOKBAG
I LOST SO MUCH
LIKE
I LOST MY SOUL
BECAUSE MY NOTEBOOKS WOULD FALL OUT OF THE GAPING HOLE OF MY BOOKBAG AND IJ UST REALLY HATED MY LIFE
SO BOOKBAG COMPANYS, HERE'S HOW YOU FIX THE PROBLEM THAT I HAVE WITH YOU
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1. STOP MAKING BOOKBAGS THE SIZE OF ANTS
LIKE WE ALL NEED BOOKBAGS THAT CAN FIT GIANT ASS TEXTURES NOT BARELY EVEN A COOKIE CRUMB LIKE JESUS
2. MAKE THEM HELLA CUTE
I DONT WANT FREAKING DUMB BLUE ONLY
NO
I WANT FUCKIN GAY RAINBOWS AND THE SPICE GIRLS PREFORMING LIVE ON MY BACKPACK
NOT YOUR STUPID STUFF
3. MAKE THEM SO THEY DON'T BREAK EASY
I DON'T NEED SOME STUPID BULL ABOUT LIKE "OH MAYBE IF YOU HANDLED THEM BETTER!!?!?11"
OH HUNNY
I AM A TEENAGE GIRL AND I WILL HANDLE THIS BOOKBAG LIKE A FREAKING COCKROACH
SLAYING IT
YOU ARE READING
Disney [RANTS]
Humorafter complaining a lot, i learned about my love for disney. [ cover by @cIaryfray ]