OKAY GUYS IM ANGRY
IVE BEEN REALLY OBSSESSED WITH ONCE UPON A TIME LATELY AND IM ON THE THIRD SEASON AND I AM REAL MAD.
AND PETER PAN
IF YOU HAVE'NT READ MY OTHER RANT BOOK, 'BUBBLEGUM BITCH' THERES A RANT CALLED HOTTIES
AND IM HERE TO MAKE A
NEW
AND
IMPROVED
LIST
1) they don't know i exist
but i swear were soul mates please love me
maybe this is why im alone
2) you don't know how to talk to them
like are you kIDING ME
i can talk to hot people all day long but hOT PEOPLE I LIKE
oh no hun i'd like cry in the middle of asking them how their day was.
3) they're so much older
hey hey hey
ian somerhalder's pretty hot i wonder if i would have cha-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S IN HIS 30S
4) their in a relationship
u know what ur gonna come cryin to me whenever they break ur heart bC IM YOUR SOUL MATE
5) you look like a potato standing next to them
u know what this isn't fair.
i will sell myself to satan in order to not look like a potato but peter pan just wakes up and could throw up five pairs of granny panties and only wear a traashbag bUT HE'S HOTTER THAN ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
6) they would think your a crazy stalker
even if i didn't look like a potato, we could be in a relationship without breaking the law and they wouldn't be in their 50s by then
WE WOULD ALL BE STALKERS
you could be on a date and they could be telling you about themselves and you'd be thinking, "know that, know that, know that, ooOH I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE MUST ALERT THE FANDOM."
and then you'd go home and blog about your date dON'T LIE
7) (this one only counts if their an actor or something)
you could never watch your favorite tv/movie with them if they star in it.
DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE
like they could've done something amazing and you'd be fangirling like, "OOH YEAH WORK THAT SWORD." and then you'd realize they're sitting next to you and you'd cry b/c tHEIR SO FAB
8) you look at them and cry
i mean come on. i can look at a photo of my celebrity crush and break out into tears beCAUSE I MEAN THEIR A GOD
but that would be sorta hard to do in a relationship aye
9) you could never read fanfiction
that'd be awkward
expecially with smut
because i always leave my laptop open all the way whenever i go get something
tHEY COULD COME OVER AND READ WHAT IM READING AND I WOULD BE SO AFRAID LIKE I'D CRY OK
(i use to write fanfiction and my mom asked what i was doing and she had to read what i was writing vOTE IF U CRY EVERY TIME)
10) and most of all
they'd probably end up hating us
i mean we'd be so obsessive don't lie
you may think your perfect husband/wife/partner material but you would be sO CLINGY
i would too don't be ashamed
beacuse they are tOO HOT
and you have loved them YEARS BEFORE THEY KNEW YOU
and you would never be able to handle if it they had to kiss someone on set for a tv id break down into tears man
(the gif on the side is of peter pan, who is my nEW CELEBRITY CRUSH HOLD ME)
YOU ARE READING
Disney [RANTS]
Humorafter complaining a lot, i learned about my love for disney. [ cover by @cIaryfray ]