Me: okaaay before we end all this, i thought hey, why not have an ask with you guys! So please, please, for the love of michael clifford-
Michael: wait wha-
Me: -please be as normal as you possibly can.
Calum: sorry i'm late i-oomf *falls all over the microphones and cables* yeah, i'm fine.
Me: *facepalm* we havent even fucking started i swear.
Lian: oh dear. *helps calum and untangles his long ass body from the chords*
Calum: yeah, sorry im late! *sits on stool* *somehow slips and falls to the ground*
Me: for fuck's sake calum!
Calum: yeah i'm fine, um sorry *blushes*
Me: sit yo fucking ass down!
Calum: *sits down*
Me: okay let's start jesus moth- i mean, um, yeah, someone asked, Lian, why are you just human? You're boring af.
Calum & Lian: hey!
Calum: she's not boring just bc she's human.
Lian: *puts hand on hips and stands up like a sassy princess* well excayoose me, its not my fault i'm fucking human. I'm not the one who wrote the damn story.
Me: okay shut up and sit down.
Lian: i wanna be an assassin can i be an assassin.
Me: lian oh fucking hell not this talk again.
Lian: pls pls pls
Me: i'll fucking think about it now moving on! Angel if luke came back would you choose him or harry?
Angel: *bites lip, looks between harry and yes, luke* um, i don't know.
Me: *rolls eyes* pick one.
Angel: i can't. Not without hurting the other.
Me: *coughs awkwardly cos tension in the room* okay um, someone was hoping for a plot twist where luke's somehow alive or they get back together. Well your wish is my goddamn command luke is alive and he's back amirite man! *high fives luke*
Luke: *somehow misses my hand* um, yeah let's just uh-
Michael: luke ur such a fooking idiot.
Luke: shut up michael.
Me: moving on, Angel do you still have luke's heart necklace?
Angel: *looks at the pendant* yeah, and i took good care of it too.
Harry: *coughs awkwardly*
Me: someone said, Luke, you have to come back bruh.
Luke: i am back.
Michael: yes, annoying as ever.
Luke: oh will you just-
Michael: you gonna fight me hemmings huh
Luke: oh you bet i will *punches michael*
Me: OH FUCKING HELL NO DID YOU JUST FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING BOO I'LL FU-
-PLEASE GIVE US A MOMENT, TOO MANY CURSE WORDS.-
Ashton: sTOP YELLING AND SWEARING YOU LOT! LYXIA LET GO OF LUKE RIGHT NOW
Me: hmph.
Luke: okay *whimpers and cowers next to angel* she's being a meanie bo beanie
Me: oh shut up luke, anways, next, someone said, Lucifer sr, i forgot who you were lol.
Lucifer sr: well, i'll make sure you won't forget who i am in the upcoming events *smirks evilly*
Me: and the last question is *glares at the cue card* oh wow, this is bullshit.
Ashton: what what is it?
Me: it said, Michael will you marry me. Um, no.
Michael: why did you ask oh great
Ashton: oh no michael! *giggles*
Me: and due to that question i am now locking up michael so no one will ever have him but me, mm mm bye fam!
Michael: fuck! Woman no let me go
All my characters except michael: BYE!!
Michael: woMAN YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! but hey ily sure tie me up idc.
I hope this was just as entertaining as my first ask lol i tried :-D
YOU ARE READING
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Fiksi PenggemarSequel to monster - read that one first so this makes sense [completed, third book completed] Angel, michael, calum and ashton were devastated once luke died, but they had to move on, and, of course, claim revenge on Alvin- Angel's ex fiancee who t...
