Dance Instincts

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Guy's POV:

Our family was sitting in a restaurant, waiting for our food to come. I was tapping my finger to some songs that were playing.

"I though you said you didn't like pop music, Guy." Kelly said, smugly. "I guess I just do." And it's true. I guess I just like pop music now. Maybe it has something to do with SheZow.

A particular song came on, and I got this weird feeling. "H-hey Kel, I'm feeling kinda weird." I whispered, nervously. "Maybe it's your She-S-P." I shook my head no. This was a different kind of feeling.

Suddenly, at the peak of the song, I got an urge to stand up, and sing. I tried to fight it, but before I knew it, I was up singing this:

OH, I'VE BEEN SHAKIN'

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GO CRAZY

YOU TAKE ALL MY INHIBITIONS

BABY, THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK!

YOU TAKE ME PLACES THAT TEAR UP MY REPUTATION 

MANIPULATE MY DESICIONS

BABY, THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK!

Then I was dancing. But I felt good. Really good. So good I almost didn't notice when Kelly pulled me back in my seat.

Mom, Dad, and Kelly were all staring at me like I was crazy. Then I saw Kelly crack a look at my ring. "Mom, Dad, can I go talk to Guy in private?"

They just nodded, still surprised. Kelly dragged me outside. "Guy, you really gotta remember to disable that!" I was confused. "Disable what..?" I asked. "She-tacular Dance She-instincts!"

I remembered turning that off before we left, so I was even more confused. "But I did?" Then, me and Kelly heard a laugh coming from my ring. Sheila projected herself from my ring. "Perhaps I had something to do with it..?" "Sheila?!" She just laughed. "It was she-larious! I won't do it again, I promise." The computer just laughed. 

"Yeah, Sheila, that was so funny. So funny I forgot to laugh."💀

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