Harry Potter One-Shots

Headcanons

Just random headcanons I have of these characters. Like super random. I may add to this. Feel free to comment your own. No warnings. Not ordered by character, but it'll say the character(s) it refers to. Also it's not in order by year, however there will be a year it's set in if necessary. There are categories, though. If you disagree, ok. You can tell me, if you feel the need. Happy reading!!

--BookObsessor95

Sexualities:

Marlene: Lesbian (with the exception of Remus Lupin bc she would still kiss him)

Mary: Queer, unlabeled, she loves who she loves there's no real reasoning behind it. 

Lily: I'm getting omni vibes. 

James: pan. PAN!!! 

Sirius: Gay. I know some of you might say bi, but I personally think gay. 

Remus: Now REMUS is bi. Definitely. He just is. 

Regulus: Gay (?) But willing to listen to others' opinions on this. 

Dorcas: Lesbian

Peter: I'm going straight asexual. Idk how I feel about that though. I'll think about it.

Barty: he's gay or bi. I'm having trouble deciding though. Whatever he is he likes men bc Evan. 

Evan: Similar to Barty. Like Rosekiller but gay or bi?? Also asexual because I love that headcanon so much. 

I think that's it. Tell me if I missed any though. 

Sirius is ambidextrous. I don't know why. He just kinda is. I dunno. 

Remus is allergic to like a thousand soaps. So he has this one that nobody else uses because it's for people who are allergic to soap idk. And so he always smells like this one soap. And Sirius just like...... is obsessed. Idk. This one's super random. 

JAMES is constantly forgetting his glasses cleaner and Remus scolds him every time he needs it and doesn't have it. Sirius has taken on the task of nonchalantly handing James the cleaner every time Remus is near, though. Lily sees almost every time but doesn't say anything because it isn't hurting anybody so whatever. 

James and Sirius often got told off for Remus' swearing in second year because Remus was The Nice One™. So McGonzieGonz would always tell James and Sirius off because she assumed it was one of them. 

This one is random too, but anyhow. You already know I think Sirius and Lily are constantly competing for best marks, but Remus and James always put bets on who they think is going to win. Well, they would if they didn't both think it would be Lily, because Sirius is constantly doodling and writing notes on his tests. But then one day Peter puts a bet on Sirius and so Remus and James bet on Lily. In the end Peter ends up 10 galleons richer because James and Remus forgot that McGonzigall loves Sirius so much. And he's good at Transfiguration but whatever. 

Yeah people have done this before, but here's my take on what the Marauders would smell like. 

Marlene: grass, from the quidditch pitch, and just like.... she smells like cold?? like the way mint feels cold. But not mint. You know?

Mary: She definitely smells like carrot cake. I don't know why. I have no reasoning. I just think she does. Don't even ask because I don't know. Am I wrong?? Like, I can't defend myself but I feel like I'm not wrong. 

Lily: Coconut, vanilla, and lavender. Simple.

James: ............ Flour. I feel like he bakes. but the muggle way because it's more relaxing. 

Sirius: leather. I think. Also oil. Like mechanical oil. Because he's fixing his motorcycle, because it's always broken. Like no, he's not punk rock, but he could be if he wasn't who he was. ...... Also whatever wood the cupboard he and Remus had to hide in each day they did a prank,

Remus: Ink, old parchment, old books (the good smell), and the special soap idk. 

Regulus: old books again. He doesn't have a smell. I guess that's why James thought he brewed Amortentia wrong. 

Dorcas: Similar to Marlene, but she smells like warmth. I guess. She just does. 

Peter: like the rats in NYC Subway stations. I hate him so much he gets no more thoughts 

Barty: I'm not sure.... probably like if steam has a smell? I know this makes no sense but he smells like steam.................. ?? 

Evan: Like grass. But particularly the grass in spring. like the soft bouncy grass that's super green.

If I missed anyone feel free to tell me. Also if you know what steam smells like. 

Also relating to that, James thought he brewed Amortentia wrong bc it didn't smell like anything. 

ALSO relating to that, James bakes the muggle way. 

AND Sirius' bike is always breaking

Also Grant smells like the paper he wrote letters on ok byeeeee-

Anyhow I'll add more some other day. Feel free to tell me yours, because I know you have them. I know. Don't be shy, tell me what steam smells like. Also I didn't edit this so have fun!