"Talking"
'Thinking'
Spell incantation
{Telepathic speaking}
《"SHADOW speaking"》
《'SHADOW thinking'》
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(Subaru's pov)
'This food is... acceptable.' I thought begrudgingly. I was annoyed by the fact that I might not be given access to the kitchen. Here I come, beyond time and space to give these mongr- I mean these lovely people the taste of food from the heavens. Only to be stopped by an... an...
"Excuse me, may I know who the chef is?" I asked "kindly" to the maids.
"Rem is, Subaru-sama." Rem answered.
"It was very delicious Rem." I lied as naturally as I breathe.
... above average maid. I am the son of the che- hero of justice Emiya Shirou. A man who has conquered many challengers, either through battle or through the kitchen. The man who confronted and overcame his potential future self. The man who just barely defeated The King Of Heroes in battle with only 2 weeks of battle experience. The only person capable of feeding The King Of Knight's black hole of a stomach. THE MAN who has charmed multiple women without even trying(or realising)! I have been taught in arts of the housewife by him since I was 6 years old. Yet here I am... unable to reach the "Utopia". Is this what Dad meant? Is this what he meant by when he said that saving everyone is impossible? That "Utopia" is everdistant. It's outrageous! It is unfair! It is absolute bullsh-
"Weeell then shaaall we start, Subaru Emiya-Tohsaka-saan?" My internal existential crisis was suddenly interrupted by Roswaal speaking to me.
"Pardon?" I asked, not having paying attention.
"Shaaall we begin our "taaalk"?" He repeated but more clearer.
I was confused at first before realising what he was hinting at. I got serious and replied to him. " Very well, ask your questions Roswaal Mathers-sama."
"Weeell, first question Subaru Emiya-Tohsaka-saan. Allow meee to welcome youu to the kingdom of Lugnica. I heaard from Emilia-sama that you're a traaaveller right?"
"Correct sir." 'More like a unwilling traveller.'
"Care to elaborate how you came heere? As far as I can recall the port is curreeently cloosed to any visiitors save for merchants." Roswaal asked curiously. I didn't that the port was close. Good to know. I then answered Roswaal as truthful as I could possible be.
"My number 1# crazy fan and stalker used a teleportation spell to teleport me to Lugnica. Why? So that I would be closer to her. Did I mention that she is crazy." I answered with a flat tone while having expression that was between the line of annoyed and a deadpan.
The people around the table look at me with a variety of expressions. Emilia looked at me with concern, Puck had a look of bewilderment, Beatrice expressed curiosity hearing about a someone capable to cast a teleportation spell however her curiosity quickly disappear, Roswaal was grining creepily, Rem looked at me coldly, and Ram looked like she didn't even believe me. Well fuck you to Ram.
"Thaat is most uuunfortunate." Roswaal spoke with his annoying singing voice while still grining creepily.
"Are you alright Subaru?" Emilia asked me concerned.
"Hmmm... just peachy." I answered.
"Peachy?" Emilia asked confused.
"It is a expression that means something is very nice or good." I explained.
YOU ARE READING
Craftsmen, Devil or a Protector
FanfictionSubaru Emiya-Tohsaka, a magus, was on the hunt after a dead apostle until suddenly being transported to a another world. How will the world and it's people shape the young magus? How will Subaru impact the world and it's people? Read to find out!
