Beppe (Clown): What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Stina (Hooked Doll): ...What?
Beppe: Nothing, it just waved.
Stina: ...
Beppe: Do you sea what I did there?
Stina: No.
Beppe: I'm shore you did!
Stina: How do you have friends.
Beppe: Don't be such a beach.
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Spooky: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Stina: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Woormy Charles: ...There are no books in prison.
Stina: *Sigh* Thank you.
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Nasher (Specimen 10): We have fun, don't we Pike?
Pike (Old Specimen 10): Never been... more stressed... in my life...
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Marci (Cat): My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Silas (Specimen 14): YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME IN CONNECT FOUR!
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Bekka (Monster 6): I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Lisa (Unknown Specimen 5): That's greaaat, Bekka. Especially conssssidering the fact that weee've been maaaaried for six fucking yearsssss.
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Otto (Unknown Specimen 2): I don't know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it's clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
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Spooky: Here comes the lightning!
Spooky, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Hiroto (Specimen 9): Okay, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Lisa: Poisssson is a magic transmutaaation potion that turnsssss people into corpsessssss.
Spooper (Unknown Specimen 3): This knife is actually a magic wand.
Otto: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
White Face (Unknown Specimen 1): *Cocks gun* Magic missile!
Tirsiak (Unknown Specimen 4): What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Silas: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Gale (Specimen 2): Are you busy?
Rusty (Specimen 11): No.
Gale: Wanna do something?
Rusty: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
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Masaru (Monster 5): While I'm gone, you're in charge Bekka.
Bekka: Yes!
Masaru, whispering to Hugh (Monster 1): You're secretly in charge, but I don' want 'er to feel bad.
Hugh: Obviously...
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Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion shenanigans
FanfictionLiterally just me and my many Spooky's-related thoughts. There's not nearly enough SJM content on here so ummm I'm gonna try and change that a bit. Incorrect quotes, headcanons, stories, art, alignment charts, and pretty much anything in between. Al...
