White Face: *Watching the mansion burn down*
White Face:
White Face: *Starts filming* What's up guys, welcome to my vlog! Today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti-O's cans are metal and thus are non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Gale (Specimen 2): You can de-escalate any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Gale: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets though.
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Erna (Specimen 13): What's one of the worst things you guys have done?
Shel (Specimen 3): Rickrolled a GL Labs worker...
Farley (Specimen 12 Host): I kicked Hiroto in the shin-
Hiroto (Specimen 9): -So I kicked Farley between the legs.
Bab: I burned a town down.
Erna: What!?
Shel: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Bab: A lot of things.
Shel: No shit.
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Nasher (Specimen 10): Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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Spooky, tearing up the room: Where are they!?
Spooky, looking under a pillow: Who moved them!? Who moved my children!?
Spooky: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Sorcerer: I give you... a cursed amulet!
Bekka: Cool! It'll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active. I'll get out more!
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Claude (Husk): What's it like being tall?
Claude: Is it nice?
Claude: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Charles: ...We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Minnie (Clicky): It was one time!
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Dray (Monster 4): I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.
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Stina (Hooked Doll): *Writing a letter*
Stina: Dear Santa, I'm writing this to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard.
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Ringu: What's two plus two?
Tirsiak: Math.
Ringu: ...I will accept that answer.
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Murus (Specimen 7): Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices...
Murus: ...Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Farley: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm FUCKING PISSED.
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Virginia (Frenzy): You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Virginia: That's why I own TEN guns.
Virginia: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Rusty (Specimen 11): Gale... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now...
Gale: *Muffled* Mm-hmmm :)
Rusty: Fuck, I should be annoyed but you're adorable...
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Hugh (Monster 1): I told Bekka to grab snacks for everyone...
Terri (Scare Chair,) looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes fruit snacks?
Bekka, Hugh, Dray, Lark (Monster 2) and Fusako (Demon Child): *Raises their hands*
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White Face: I can't find my phone...
Paina: Alright, I'll call it.
White Face: No, wait-
Phone ringing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE-
White Face:
Paina:
White Face: I can explain.
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Ben: Are pigeons drones?
Lyre (Specimen 8): What? No, I'm trying to sleep...
Ben: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Lyre: ...Please let me sleep...
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Spooky: Some people say I have a god complex. I like to think that I'm a complex god.
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Nox (Unknown Specimen 3 Parasite): We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Spooper will and will not eat.
White Face: Grass? Yes!
Nox: Moss? Yes!!
White Face: Leaves? Ohh yes!!
Nox: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
White Face: Worms? Sometimes!
Nox: Rocks? Usually nah.
White Face: Twigs? Usually!
Nox: Otto's cooking? Inconclusive!
Lisa: How did youuuu... test this?
Nox: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Lisa: ...I don't knowwww how to feel about thiiiiis...
Silas (Specimen 14): IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT???
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