cigarettes out the window | scaramouchue x reader

part 20

"my mom, she wants to meet you"

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"so you must be y/n, am I right?"

"yes ma'am" you replied nervously to the woman in front of you.

"are you ... his girlfriend?"

"uh yes"

"oh you could have done so way much better" she said disappointed while looking at you from head to toe.

"pardon me? did you just try to insult me?" you said irritated.

"dear lord no, i wasn't talking about you, you are gorgeous, way too gorgeous for him" she said turing scaramouche.

"the fuck are you doing here?" scaramouche asked a pink haired lady who opened the door for you letting you in but keeping your boyfriend at the doorstep.

"to meet your girlfriend of course, have a girls night, pink pyjamas, face masks, girly gossip, you are not invited though" she said mockingly to annoy the boy more.

"i swear to fucking god, what does my mom see in you-"

"scaramouche, language." a tall, really beautiful woman whose features were very similar to scaramouche's said as she came from the living room, and not gonna lie she looked intimidating.

"oh just let's get this over with" scaramouche said already tired of whatever was going on.

"hello, uh, this is for you" you said as you extended a small box towards the purple haired woman.

"dango?" she said as her eyes lit up. "miko, can i please have some of it today? please? i promise i won't eat too much" she started asking like a little child asking for a new toy.

"only if you promise you won't do more cavities" the pink haired woman, who you already knew as miko, said.

"oh sorry for my impolitiness, i'm raiden ei, scaramouche's mother, but please, call me just ei" she said as she extended her hand for a handshake which you gladly accepted.

"and i'm yae miko, but stick to whatever name you like more" yae said and you extended your hand for a handshake as well but she hugged you and kissed both of your cheeks in a french manner.

"can we not just do the introductions while standing in the doorstep"

"this little one is right, let's go, i made us dinner." miko said and you all left to the kitchen.

you all walked towards the kitchen and you couldn't help but notice the simplistic yet luxurious way the house was decorated.

"i'm sorry i called you over so suddenly but i was really curious who was the girl that made my son smile so much" ei said nonchalantly.

"mom!" he said clearly not liking where this is going.

"we didn't have the time to meet nor talk properly at scaramouche's birthday party, i'm really glad now the time came now." yae said as she crossed her legs.

you all enjoyed the food then scaramouche said that you two will be going upstairs to go to his room, but miko had other plans.

"so, y/n, how long have you been dating?" yae said as she put her hand on the couch behind your shoulders.

"i think about three months now, more or less" you said starting to get more comfortable. she really was a different type of woman.

"i hope my son didn't make you any trouble, if he did or will do, which I hope he won't, please do let me know" ei said, clearly trying to seem more approachable.

"no, he has been a really good partner until now, you raised a really good guy" you said to which you saw scaramouche turned his face away in embarassment.

"he hasn't been ... rough with you, has he?" miko asked leaning closer to you with a smug look on her face. now you were the one who was embarrassed.

"miko stop playing your psychological tricks on her and tell us why you didn't let us go upstairs" scaramouche said as he wrapped an arm around you and pulled you towards him.

"don't ask me, ask your mom" she said as she raised her hands in the air.

"yeah, right" ei said as she stood up while taking a box from beside the couch.

"oh god, mom, no" scaramouche said panicked.

"kuni, yes" she said as she sat between you two.

"kuni?" you asked confused.

"my god he didn't tell you? bad kuni." miko said as she covered her mouth with her hand dramatically. "kunikuzushi is scaramouche's first name, but little people know about if because it's "too long" in his and his mom's perspective"

"but, scaramouche is just as long as kunikuzushi" you said confused.

"right? exactly my point thank you" she said pleased that someone got her.

"okay so this is kuni's first bath" ei said as she took out a baby photo of a naked baby scara.

"please don't do this to me" scaramouche buried his face in his hands to this cruelty but you found his baby pictures rather adorable.

you then saw your boyfriend's first kindergarten photo, first one year birthday cake, a lot of walks outside, a lot of beach days, him with his favourite dolls and many other photos with him while growing up.

"okay that is enough torture for one day, we will be going to my room now" scaramouche said as he snatched you and dragged you upstrais.

"don't go rough on her, kuni~" miko said while doing her nails but you two immediately started reddening.

"oh no, we don't do such things" you said quickly brushing it off.

"oh my, you didn't do the dirty yet" miko put aside everything she was doing and looked at you two shocked.

"good fucking bye" scaramouche took your hand and went immediately to his room and closed the door after.

"i'm sorry for this whole situation, i don't know what has gotten into them-" but he was interrupted when you started laughing.

"oh i love them i wish i had at least one mom such as them" you said while wiping a tear.

"wait so you are not mad?" he said surprised.

"no? why the fuck would i? both of them seem to care for you and your well being"

scaramouche smiled slightly and hugged you while pushing you towards the bed. "i'm glad i found you" he said while holding you tight and kissing your forehead.

"don't worry, you won't ever lose me, i promise"

a/n: i cannot mentally process that there are over 10k people that read my bullshit. also credits to the people in my comments who gave me a heavy inspiration for this chapter (also consider this and the next few chapters as an apology for what's about to come)