'what if we started dating to make our exes jealous?'
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you, again to say the very least, were shocked. okay to recap, yesterday morning you barely remembered that he existed, yesterday night he offered you to smoke, today morning he said he wanted to have nothing to do with you, and now you are skipping detention with him to do drugs and for him to offer you to be in a fake relationship. what a great start of the year.
you started to laugh hysterically. this was the funniest thing you have ever heard. it wasn't that funny actually, but with the given situation you barely could breathe.
"now how do I know that you are offering this because of the reason you have listed before and not because you just took 3 xans?" you said as you tried calming yourself from your laughing crisis.
"i'm dead serious, it's not even funny. you and him dated for like what, 7 months and broke up this summer, im sure you are still not over him, it would benefit the both of us, right?"
"wait I never told you for how long we dated and when we broke up, if you already knew that, why ask me who was I dating?"
"I knew you were dating someone, so guessing that it was him was just an assumption."
"uhuh. but why try to make mona jealous, didn't you say that you are over her?"
"I feel like in losing neurons, are you in or not?"
"why are you so insistent? if you are trying to try to get with me just say so, we don't have to fake the relationship." you said as you smirked and wrapped your arm around his shoulders and again, he did nothing about it.
"you realise that if you say yes, what we will have will be strictly business, no strings attached, the best you could say this - friends with benefits"
"wait isn't being friends with benefits consists of fucking without having any emotional connection?"
"answer the goddamn question. yes or no?"
"fine, yes, geez, what you did right now is pressure point, if I refuse when I sober up don't be surprised."
"the ticket is already bought, there is no turning back. glad to be able to cooperate with you, but fortunately I have to go. see ya" he said as he extended his hand to shake yours.
"what, no kiss goodbye? and no walking me to my house? no wonder mona broke up with you."
"I really have to go to the kindergarten to pick someone up, I don't have the time to walk you home. now goodbye, dear." he said as he slightly bent down to plant a kiss on your cheek and walked away without you being able to say anything.
what. the. fuck. did just happen. how did things escalate so quickly. how did you get into a relationship with someone you barely knew. yes it was a fake one but still. just yesterday you were making out with random people at the party. oh the group chat had to know about this.
THE CIGARETTE'S PRICES WENT HIGHER!
hu tao
they don't even sell me cigs and now the prices went higher? fuck no
ayaka
RIGHT ?!?!?!? i always have to get ayato to buy them for me.
y/n
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FUCKING FUCKED.
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