His Wicked Wife

Firstborn

"You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin." Thor introduced himself, Hela noticed Elaine rolling her eyes.

"Really? You don't look like him." Hela commented.

"Perhaps we can come to an arrangement." Loki suggested.

"You sound like him." she smirked, she glanced at Elaine, observing her she asked. "What about you? Which one of them you belong to?"

"I don't belong to anyone but everybody knows my name." Elaine replied.

"Great!" Hela smirked.

"She's my wife!" Loki spoke up.

Hela gave them a look, she ordered "Kneel,"

"Beg your pardon?" Loki was taken aback, how could anyone say his famous dialogue?

"Kneel, before your queen." she repeated.

Elaine scoffed and looked back at the brothers, they passed smiles. "I don't think so." Thor threw his hammer at her but she grabbed it and yanked it to the ground.

"You dare use my own weapon against me!" Hela snarled.

Not wasting anytime, Elaine summoned Mjolnir surprising Loki and Thor, she swung it and hit Hela. "At least I am using it better than you!"

"You're interesting!" Hela gripped the hammer tight, "You'll be my trophy." 

Thor tried to call back Mjolnir but it didn't work. "It's not possible." he struggled.

"Darling, you've no idea what's possible." Hela sneered.

Mjolnir shattered before their eyes. Hela pulled her hair back and formed a black headdress. Seeing the tension rising up, Loki yelled to open the Bifrost. The Bifrost got the brothers as Elaine followed them, they looked down to see Hela gaining speed and the look of a psychopath. Elaine formed a dagger and threw it at her but she dodged it. Hela grabbed Elaine's foot and pulled her, Elaine punched when she reached her level but Hela got the upper hand and stabbed Elaine's chest with Necrosword.

"No!" Loki yelled, he jumped out of the Bifrost.

"Loki! Elaine!" Thor was full of vengeance but before he could do anything, he too was knocked out by Hela.

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Elaine grunted as she tried to get up, she noticed her surroundings, it was a scrapyard. The sword in her chest was gone and it looked like hours passed because when she checked the wound it was almost filled. 

"Elaine! Elaine!" she heard Loki calling her name, "Elaine!"

"Calm down, I'm here!" she yelled back.

He sprinted to her, he tried to check her wound as he leaned to her with his face nearly touching hers' but was pushed back. "Your wound-" 

"Don't even try!" she glared.

"Fine!" he stepped back, "I saw a city not so far from here. We can find shelter there."

"Good. We'll go separate ways, I don't know you and you don't know me." she declared.

"Cold!" Loki commented.

Elaine walked to the city but Loki didn't stop following her, "What part of 'separate ways' you don't get?"

"There is only 'one way' to reach there, love. One direction, ok?" Loki smiled. This made Elaine chuckle lightly. "What? You like me smiling?"

"No, One Direction! They broke up, Liam was so good!" she said, "He has a dog named Loki."

"Dogs are loyal." he said.

"Unlike you." she spat out.

"I am dishonest and you can always expect dishonesty from a dishonest man. I am loyal though. Many handmaidens tried to 'please' me but I declined all of them," Loki said "The weird part was that I was in my Odin disguise." 

"Shut up!" Elaine said.

"So, you are worthy? Why didn't you tell me? You knew it all along, right?"

"I did know. The circumstances were extremely bad and I didn't want to hurt your ego when you tried to lift the hammer."

They arrived at the city, it was a big chaos to pass through the crowd. They finally made it to the palace, it too had weird people. "And you must be the new guests!" an eccentric old man jumped in front of them startling Elaine.

"Holy me!" Elaine mumbled.

"Don't be scared." Loki said.

"I am sorry, who are you?" Elaine asked him.

"Is this man teasing you, sweetie?" the oldie asked.

"Yes." Elaine answered.

"What? No! I am your husband! You know me!" Loki denied.

"You know him, sweetie?" asked the oldie again.

"Unfortunately yes." she replied.

"I am Loki Laufeyson and she is my wife, Elaine." Loki introduced.

"So, by accident, huh?" Oldie asked.

"Yes, we came here by accident. Do you have any rooms?" asked Elaine.

"You don't want to know who am I? Nevermind, I'll answer your most awaited question, I am Grandmaster, you can say founder, the creator of the place." He explained dramatically, he noticed Elaine shooting daggers at him with her eyes, "Yeah, we've got rooms, actually only one so if you feel like you don't want to live with ya hubby you can join me, princess."

"Show us the room please. I've bearing him for years, a few days won't matter." Elaine said.

"Few days?" Grandmaster chuckled, "Once you enter this place, you can never leave it."

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