𝐌𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟹

You saw Humpty shine the light from his mirror, and your eyes focused on the wagon.

"This plan better work." Puss muttered

"Listen, you just need to worry about your part. Don't screw it up." You assured him.

"What?" You asked, looking at him because he was looking at you weirdly.

"Again with the mask?" He asked teasingly.

"I don't need style advice from Mr. Dusty Boots." You replied, pulling his hat down and jumping down on your paws, the fluff making your landing silent. You waved at him, and began unlocking the multiple locks on the trapdoor. Puss ran as fast as he could, and tried to copy your landing, but crashed into you as you unlocked the hatch and made you roll over behind Jack and Jill.

"Our biological clocks are tickin', darlin'. You gotta start lookin' at the big picture." You heard Jack say.

"What's your problem?" You quietly hissed at him.

"Huh?" Jack and Jill turn their heads to find the source of the sound. You quickly ducked, and let out a quiet breath when they turned their heads back.

"Listen, I put a lot of work into my body. I look good and I am not just gonna throw it away." Jill said to Jack. You quickly crawled over to the trapdoor, and hopped in, but Puss grabbed your boots.

"What?" You whispered harshly.

"Look." He tilted his head slightly. You looked down and saw that there were sleeping baby pigs. You nodded, and leaned closer to the box and began to unpick the locks.

"I'll be the stay at home dad." You heard Jack say.

"We got 10 hungry piggies in the back. You can practise on them. Just pull over, feed 'em." Jill replied to Jack. Your eyes widened and began to hurry.

"You got to hurry up!" Puss rushed.

"I'm fucking trying." You shouted back. There were far too many locks that were protecting the magic beans. One of the piglets woke up, and started making lots of noise Puss' eyes widened and he dropped down to usher it back to sleep. You continued to work on the locks, and finally finished it, and took the box of Jack's hand. You fluffed up your paws again, and reached into Jack's hand and retrieved the beans.

"Well?" Puss asked. You showed him that you got the magic beans, and he smiled at you. You held onto the beans tightly, and quietly scaled out of the wagon with one hand. Puss put down the piglet, and jumped, but failed to reach the top, and you grabbed his paw, pulling him up.

"Thank you señorita." He said. You saw a cave ahead and pulled him down, the roof of the cave nearly touching your whiskers. You stood up and turned towards the front of the wagon, expecting to see Jack and Jill's heads, but they weren't there anymore. Your eyes widened and turned around, and saw Jack and Jill.

"Well, well. Look who we have here, Jill." Jack mused, walking dangerously close to you. You hissed, and grabbed Puss' paw, putting the beans in his hand. You ran up Jill's head and covered her mouth and nose so she would pass out.

"Run!" You yelled at Puss, fluffing up your paws again, and did it with Jack, but instead, he threw you onto the wagon. Puss ran towards the edge of the wagon, and gave Humpty the signal. You tried getting up, but your arms felt dead. Jack kicked you, and you tumbled near the edge. You grabbed your dagger, and slowly crawled towards Jack, and stabbed him in the ankle. He cried in pain as you pulled out the dagger and put it back in your scabbard. Puss looked at you with worry, and carried you bridal style as he leaped off the wagon and landed on Humpty's one. He laid you down, next to your sister and gave Humpty the beans. Kitty grabbed your dagger, gave it a good wipe and put it back, before walking out of the cover and in the driver's seat next to Humpty. You sighed, and sat up, staring at the dry, barren land.

"Fuck." You sweared and looked at your bloody paws. You dragged your body over to the water supply system, where you opened the tap just a little bit so you could wash your paws. You turned the tap off and laid down again, closing your eyes to rest for a bit. Not long after, the wagon shook violently, and Puss came back into the cover.

"What's wrong?" You asked.

"Just some minor trouble." he assured. He pulled you up with his paw, grabbed your paw and walked out of the covers onto the driver's seat and put you next to him. You were confused, but then you saw that the bridge was down, and you were going full speed towards a canyon.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HUMPTY. TURN AROUND!" You screamed, scared as hell.

"We're going to die!" Puss added dramatically.

"Y/N, Puss, calm down. I've got a plan." Humpty said. You grabbed onto Puss' arms and closed your eyes. Suddenly, you felt the wind brushing past your fur, and you opened one eye. You were shocked, but also impressed. The wagon had turned into a temporary flying plane.

"Giant's castle." You said.

"Here we come." Kitty finished, and Puss opened his paw to reveal the beans.

Word Count: 905

A/N
2 chapters in one day! Sorry this Chapter is kinda short, the next one will be longer.