𝐌𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

𝟷𝚔 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕

When I wrote this, we hit 2k reads already, so this can be a 1k and 2k special. Hope you enjoy~

"We have an interview with a guy called Sean Evans today." You reminded Puss.

"Ah, whatever. I'll remember it." He assured.

~Mini Timeskip~

"PUSS YOU SAID YOU WOULD REMEMBER!" You yelled at him, while quickly running to the studio.

"I-I did." He sputtered, completely out of breath.

"Oh really?" You asked sarcastically. "Maybe if you did remember, we wouldn't be one hour late!" You gently nudged him and entered the studio, with him following very closely behind you.

"Sorry we're late." You apologised.

"That's fine. Thankfully you were our last interview of the day." A guy who you assumed was Sean Evan said.

"Okay, let's start!" Puss said excitedly and hopped onto on of the chairs. You looked around and saw lots of cameras and microphones, and hopped onto your chair.

"Hey what's going on everybody, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones." He introduced, staring at one of the cameras. Then he looked away at another camera, and one of the crew held up a sign that read 'wave'. You smiled and waved at the camera and Puss did as well. "It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings. Today, we're joined by legendary outlaw and hero Puss in Boots, and the one of the best thieves in all of Spain, Y/N Softpaws." 

"It's a pleasure amigo." Puss said,  looking at one of the cameras that was pointed at him.

"Likewise." You saw that they put some leche on the table and you passed Puss his glass.

"Today we'll be tasting some real scorchers, so don't be afraid to reach for that-" He stopped and saw that Puss drank his glass of leche. "-milk." You almost burst out laughing at his ignorance.

"That is some good leche." Puss sighed contently, spinning the glass in his paw. "Very good."

"Puss, I don't think you were supposed to drink the leche." You whispered.

"Okay, but we really should be saving this for later." Sean said, while taking a small sip of his leche.

"Nonsense, how do you think I have this fur on my chest?" He asked, laughing to himself.

"Shampoo and conditioner. Oh, and don't forget to hair dry and brush his fur. That's how he looks like how he looks." You answered, and took a sip of your leche.

"Cajun Catnip. Bring it on!" Puss said excitedly.

"So Puss, you've fought monsters throughout your adventures. Was there ever a time you felt nervous and outmatched?" Sean asked. You looked across and saw him snoring away. You elbowed him, and he jerked awake.

"Oh sorry, I was dreaming about something spicy~" He smirked at you. You choked on your leche and your ears went hot.

"Goddamit." You coughed, drinking some more leche.

"I'll remember you said that." Sean looked at you and Puss, smirking a little.

"Now look at this!" Puss exclaimed, taking a look at the five different hot sauces that we were going to be tasting today.

You looked at Puss, who was using his rapier as a skewer, and Sean had his own human sized rapier as a skewer. You picked up your skewer and you took a bite of your chicken wing with the sauce on it, and you didn't think it was spicy at all.

"Not bad, if you thing is incredibly mild sensation." Puss commented, and he flung the chicken off his rapier.

"Love that confidence." Sean said, and Puss raised his eyebrows at the camera. "So, cats notoriously have nine lives, but you both are on record saying that this is your last one."