𝐌𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟼

There were so many shiny golden eggs, you could barely count them all.

"Look at this!" Humpty exclaimed. "It's egg paradise! Oh, it's so beautiful. I feel like I belong here." He laughed and began running towards the eggs, before tumbling down and accidentally landing on a golden egg. He groaned in pain, before holding his lower region. "Golden eggs." He wheezed. "Take as many as you can." Puss struggled to lift one up, and it took you a while to pick it up.

"I thought they were going to be chicken sized." Puss mumbled, putting the golden egg down.

"Can you imagine laying one of these?" You asked yourself. "Ouch."

"Puss!" Humpty yelled. He somehow got a golden egg in his face. You, Kitty and Puss all ran over to help, and pushed it off.

"How are we supposed to get these out of here?" Puss asked.

"I don't know!" Humpty replied. You heard a quacking sound in the distance.

"Shush." You whispered, and you all turned your heads to see none other than the golden goose. You quietly gasped, shocked at how small it was, compared to what you thought it would look like.

"Just look at her, isn't she beautiful?" Humpty asked, and you watched her poop out a golden egg. The goose seemed to take great interest in Humpty, and it walked closer, before snuggling its face against Humpty's face.

"Aww, she's so cute~" You said, giving it a small head pat.

"Not as cute as you~" Puss replied, and you felt your ears go hot again.

"My sweet darling." Humpty cooed and the goose rolled him over and sat on him, as if he was one of her eggs.

"I think she likes you." Kitty commented. There was a loud roar, and you and Puss hid behind a tree whilst Kitty hid behind Humpty.

"Let's just take her." Humpty suggested.

"Wait a minute! This is the goose of legend. We don't know what happens if we take her." Puss whispered.

"I know what happens if we don't take her, we got nothin!" Humpty whispered harshly.

"Guys! Guys!" Kitty interrupted. "It's a gold pooper! We're taking it!" You nodded and hoisted the goose in your shoulders and began to run back to the chasm. You didn't dare look back at what was chasing you, and you ran faster, but the gooses was slowing you down by flapping its wings. You quickly began climbing across the rope, the goose between your legs.

"Almost there!" Humpty yelled. Suddenly, something fell on the rope, and the champagne bottle that was holding the rope fell, taking you all with it. You let go of the rope, and held onto the goose for dear life. You just so conveniently landed on a branch that turned into a slide, and you slid down, before landing on Puss.

"Hola señorita,  estas comoda?" He asked, and your ears went burning hot. (Translation: Hello miss, are you comfortable?")

"Yes, very much so." You answered, and now it was his turn for his ears to get burning hot.

"Sorry to disturb your flirting session, but we have to go!" Kitty shouted, and began running towards the vortex at the very end of the chasm. You began running alongside Puss, who was carrying the gooses and you saw Humpty, who was just rolling. You ran past all the flying debris, until one of them hit your section of the branch and you were slipping.

"Y/N!" Puss yelled, giving the goose to Kitty and running over to help. You used your claws to try and get up, but you couldn't. You fell off, into the icy depths of the water, kicking around back and forth, attempting to swim.

'I should've learnt how to swim.' You thought. You felt something grab you and pull you up to the surface and onto a branch. You coughed all the water out, and saw that it was Puss who saved you. You looked ahead and saw the vortex.

"That's our way out!" You said happily, wanting to get out of this place. You looked around and saw Kitty and Humpty with the gooses, and you paddled your little piece of wood closer. You saw Puss' hat, and you grabbed it, putting it on his head, and continued paddling towards the center. You got blown out of the castle, and hit the beanstalk, before falling down. You quickly grabbed your daggers and cut a leaf, like a parachute, and began gliding down. Kitty and Puss saw what you were doing, and they did the same, while Humpty was trying to get the goose to fly. You sighed, and closed your leaf parachute, and dived down to reach for Humpty's leg.

"Puss?" He asked.

"Nope." You answered, and opened the parachute, and began slowly gliding down. All was well, until you heard a whistle from above and saw Puss glide down and crashed into you.

"Where's Kitty?" You yelled at him, cutting up another leaf for a hang glider instead.

"Right behind you." Kitty replied. You gave Puss the tip on the leaf, you held the stem, and Kitty assembled it all together. You began gliding down, looking at the beautiful clouds and sunset. Kitty was in the far right, the goose was on Humpty, then you were in the middle and Puss was in the far left. You shifted the glider a bit so he would be right next to you.

"Gracias mi caballero." You smiled at him, and he smiled back, his eyes full of adoration. (Translation: Thank you, my knight.)

"Um, we should maybe cut that down." Humpty said, gesturing to the beanstalk. After you landed, you went back to the wagon and got some axes for everyone. You handed the axes out and they all began cutting, until it toppled over. You collected some logs for the fire, and Kitty and Humpty set up the tents.

"The plan is going awfully smoothly." Kitty whispered to you. You had completely forgotten about the plan.

"Yes, it is." You quickly replied. Your heart was nearly torn to pieces when you realized that you had to betray the trust of someone that trusted you with probably all his heart. You tried to forget it, and hopefully, when you wake up, everything will be back to normal. Just you and Kitty, committing crimes like before.

Just you.

And Kitty.

Word Count: 1066

A/N
Sorry for the late update, but I hope you enjoy~

(Also, I cannot thank you all enough for reading this book!!)