The Sandlot Fanfic - Smenny

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As the group of other players came by to badger the boys about being bad at baseball, Benny couldn't stop from being close to Smalls. He felt like a mother swan and Smalls was his baby duckling, or an platypus to its egg, thing, whatever they have?? Wait, a platypus is a mammal, right? so why would it lay and egg...It might lay eggs....Eh, oh well, that's for another time. Smalls puffed out his chest to try to look bigger in the presence in their "enemies". Benny noticed this and chuckled to himself and thought, "Why does the booty boy have to be such a cutey boy??" and chuckled to himself again at his clever rhyme. One of the boys from the other team, looked over at Smalls and pointed and laughed at his attempt to look strong. Benny gave them a look like, "nuh uh gurl imma fight chu if u get neer him, u wish u woulda never been born, imma fight u m7". The other boy noticed his look and stuck his tongue out at him, sparking a newborn rival with the two.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE DAY OF THE BASEBALL GAME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As Smalls was running the bases after hitting a lucky fly-ball, he stopped at base three, trying to catch his breath while doing so. The boy who was giving him looks last time, gave him a tap on his shoulder, and before Smalls could look up, or even do anything, the boy whispered, "Hey little mama lemme whisper in your ea-" the boys was interrupted by the loud CRACK of the baseball hitting the bat, and a whack to his jawline to stop him from coming onto Smalls. Benny stood beyond, laughing to himself at his little victory. Smalls looked up and saw the blood dripping out of the boys jaw, he fainted (like a scrub). Benny was the first to reach Smalls, even though he was all the way over elsewhere. Benny glared at the other boy and said, "im the only one to make booty calls to this boy, you hear me? I will fight you if you look at him again!". Benny then takes Smalls off onto one of the benches and gave him a wet rag so he would wake up, the other boy was then taken to the hostpital. He needed 15 stitches in his mouth. R.I.P. boy who had horrible life choices, so horrible he messed with Benny's man, yo.