GERARD SAVES CHRISTMAS

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"WELCOME TO THE FIRST ROUND OF THE FRANK IERO VERSUS BERT MCRACKEN TOURNAMENT!!" ray shouted in his megaphone, him and mikey had the job of narrating                        

"this round will be testing the two bachelors knowledge..... its a quiz!!" mikey said

frank smiled at mi from where he was standing

I knew he was going to win, , I wasn't even worried 

"THE FIRST QUESTION!" ray said..

"what is gerards favourite colour?" mikey asked

Patrick raised his hand "ermm im pretty sure I know"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICK" I screamed.

Patrick put his hand back down and frank hit the buzzer

"black like his soul" he winked at me

"CORRECT!" mikey announced and everyone cheered

"THATS ONE POINT FOR FRANK!"

"ok next question." ray raised his eyebrow. "if gerard was reincarnated as an animal what animal would he be" 

frank hit the buzzer again 

"a gazelle" he said

"CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" mikey shouted. "THATS TWO POINTS FOR FRANK!!!!!!!!!" 

bert looked stressed 

"okay.. final question.........what is gerards uncles cats brothers hamsters landlords grandmothers ex wifes three times removed cousin's name???" 

they both paused for a second before frank hit the buzzer again! 

"PENELOPE!" he chirped

"CORRECT AGAIN1!!!!" ray cheered and everyone clapped

"frank wins this round!" mikey celebrated 

"WOOHOO" I cheered the loudest

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"WELCOME to the second round of the bert mcrkcakne verus frank iero tournament.." said ray 

we were standing next to a boxing ring,,.,.... brendon had it in his castle

I was standing at frank's corner and cheering him on

HE TOTALY GOT BEAT UP BY BERT ..

"oh my gish.. frank is getting destroyd..." vic commented 

"HES FINE" I said

frank like totally passed out  and collapsed on the ground 

"oh no" kellin covered his eyes

"um ok bert wins!!!!!!!!!!" ray shouted

Patrick was the only one clapping

"shut up patrick" pete said

"sry" he said

when frank regained conciouness I went up to him "ARE U OK" I asked 

"NOOo I think berts gonna win.. I cant do this . .g er..d." he shook his head

"There still one more round!!!! you can win!! I beleef in you!" I encouraged him

"thnx" he said

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"this is the THIRD and LAST!!!! round of the frank iero versus bert mcracken TOURNATMENT." ray announced 

"and this is also the tiebreaker!!" mikey said

this time we were by the huge lake next to the castle

frank and bert were in 2 boats in the middle of the water

"this round is a FISHING COMPETITION! the first person to catch 3 fish and eat them whole wins! or wait erm you don't have to eat them you can just put them back in" said ray

"begin!" mikey shouted and then frank and bert threw their fishing rods into the water

FRANK CAUGHT A FISH IMMEDIAENTLY and then threw his line back into the water

bert looked nervous.. and then.. he STUCK HIS HAND IN THE WATER AND CAUGHT LIK E 3 FISH 

"WE HAVE A WINNER" said ray

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone said

"BERT CHEATED!!!!" Ryan scowled 

"well. . we didnt establish any rules so technically no???????" mikey narrowed his eyes

"so. .. .. bert really did win. .. ." I said sadly

and then bert came out of the water and walked up to me 

"NOW WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED AAAHHAHAHHHHAHHHHHH"